Warning: this story is purely for entertainment. Also I like to swear and if you don't want to read that, you have been warned.
Disclaimer:
Hiei: Why the hell am I in a harry potter fic?!
Bluedoggie: Because I am awesome like that and put you here. Now say it and you can go back to wanting to screw Murkou.
Hiei: death glare I don't want to do anything with Mukou, fool.
Bluedoggie: Sure, then Kurama?"
Hiei: draws out sword
Bluedoggie: smacks hand away Just do it.
Hiei: No characters belong to her.
Bluedoggie: Good boy, have a treat. throws chocolate chip cookie covered in awesome strawberry icing
Hiei: grabs cookie and shoves in mouth
Kurama: You know he is going to get sugar high right?
Bluedoggie: Yep evil grin
Kurama: Okay then… Onto the Story, backs away from evil looking author and Sugar-high Hiei help!
Harry smacked down the book he was reading, annoyed. How could Dumbledore let that evil, twisted bitch into Hogwarts was a mystery. Something had to be done about her, and soon. An evil smirk spread across his face as a thought crossed his mind. He knew exactly how to deal with her. He ran out, no doubt to find Hermione and Ron.
It was starting out to be a normal average day, they had breakfast, went to class, had lunch, went to class, and were now heading towards the Great Hall. As, like was stated above, it had been a normal day at hogwarts, no one expected what they were about to find. Someone had used a portable-swamp in the middle of the Great Hall. At first, that seemed to be the extent of the problem but as a few brave, very brave students walked over to examine it, they realized that not only had their been a swamp placed in the midst of the Great Hall, there was also some unfortunate souls entire bed room, all the way from the vanity to the hideous kitten plates. It was hardly a surprise as to who's stuff it was.
"What is going on here?" asked a revolting, sickly-sweet voice. A small toad-like lady walked forward.
"Oh my!" Umbridge brought out her stout wand and waved it, apparently attempting to rid the hall of her things and the swamp. Sadly she found out a little too late how big a mistake that was.
As if on cue (which it was), Horribe pink and lacy undergarments started to fall from the ceiling. They were all large and each one more hideous then the rest. To make matter much worse then they already were for Umbridge, as soon as she tried to vanish her underwear they all seemed to change direction to land on her. Soon she was covered in a large mountain of her large underwear. The chaos in the great Hall allowed three students to slip back into the crowd, unnoticed.
HAHAHA!! So that was very….. interesting…… I did this for pure fun so I hope you guys enjoyed it. Maybe I will update more.