A Discworld Drinking Game

All you need is: A discworld novel by the wonderful author Terry Pratchett, lots of time and lots of drinks...

AN:The comment about Granny Weatherwax being grumpy and stuff is meant in good humor. I like her. But you may notice me not really liking Adora... btw, I own none of the characters or any content of the novels mentioned. I'm just a humble fan.

My English is far from perfect, so if you find any mistakes, feel free to point them out. Only please be nice.

Watch novel

Drink whenever...

• we get told about Vimes' drinking habits

• Vimes talks about the law

• Vimes has a fight

• Carrot produces an awkward situation

• Angua has struggles with her werewolf identity

• Colon or Nobby says something stupidly funny

• someone asks if Vetinari eats and sleeps

• Vetinari acts passively aggressive and/or stares at people

• there is a corpse

• there are problems with another species

• Vimes is in an inner conflict

• Vimes' intelligence is questioned

• there is a psychotic killer

Hardcore mode:

• the word "copper" is mentioned

• someone complains about the old times being better

• Vimes is angry

Rincewind/wizards novel

Drink whenever...

• Rincewind runs away

• the wizards have a meal

• Rincewind is called a coward

• Rincewind says he's not a good wizard

• Twoflower says something naive

• Rincewind manages to escape Death

• Ridcully does something that worries somebody

• Ridcully screams at people

• the Bursar says/ does something weird

• the dungeon dimensions

• Rincewind/ anyone else does some actual magic (wow!)

• Cohen the barbarian is mentioned/ appears

• "magic holds the disc together"

• there's a lot of science-y quantum stuff

Death novel

Drink whenever...

• Susan is pissed

• Susan earns a potential love interest (up to player's imagination)

• Death's sanity is questioned

• Death wants to be human/ have fun/tries to forget things

• the Death of Rats turns up

• Susan wants to be out of shit

• you feel the urge to laugh at Death in a friendly way

• Death suddenly turns adorable and you want to hang out with Death, without actually being suicidal

• the apocalypse is mentioned in some way (end of everything we know, end of all life, bla bla)

• there's a lot of science-y quantum stuff

Witches novel

Drink whenever...

• Nanny sings (parts of) the hedgehog song

• Nanny drinks

• Magrat thinks the other witches are doing it wrong

• Magrat thinks she doesn't get enough respect from everyone

• Magrat has relationship issues

• screw the above, drink every time Magrat has issues.

• any fairy story/folklore/Shakespeare reference is made

• anyone talks about "modern" witches

• anyone talks about folklore/mythology

• someone does some actual magic

• Granny Weatherwax talks about what witches are not supposed to do

• we read about Nanny's grandiose past relationships

• Agnes has an argument with Perdita

• any witch falls in love

Hardcore mode:

• Granny Weatherwax is a grumpy old b*tch (She always is. Just drink whenever she appears.)

Moist von Lipwig novel

Drink whenever...

• the word "conman" is mentioned

• Moist does something good

• Moist does something not so good

• Moist wants to be out of shit

• Moist wonders if he's a good or a bad person

• Adora smokes

• Adora behaves like a cold-hearted b*tch who doesn't love Moist at all

• Adora rants about Golems/other shit

• Moist meets someone weird

• Vetinari is being awesome

• Moist changes his clothes/appearance

• Groat and Stanley are showing signs of slight mental illness

• Moist is in the news

• there is a lot of, yes, science-y quantum stuff