, I'm approximating most of the Akatski's personalities on wide based fan speculation, since as far as I know most members haven't appeared in the series. I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, except my OC Hitomi
Tobi gets a nanny!
Several of the members were lounging on the sofa when there was a knock on the cave door.. Sasori looked up from the puppet he was making, "Isn't someone going to get that?? He asked annoyed. He looked at Zetsu, Diedra, and Kisame and was answered by a chorus of groan. Putting down his project he headed for the door to a beautiful girl with long silky black hair and large blue eyes. She was wearing a white spaghetti tank top, tight blue jean capris, and ninja sandals. "Damn." Kisami muttered, "Shouda got the door."
The girl steeped inside lugging a large suitcase. "I'm Hitomi and I'm here to see a miser Pien. Sasori nodded and lead her to his office. "New member, dama?" Diedra ask. The wooden man just shook his head as if to say I don't know. And went back to his puppet. "Bout damn time something excited," Kisami grumbled. "Now we've got a hottrie in the group maybe thing's liven up. "She looks delicious!" Zetsu added.
"Wait Konan's a girl too, yeah!" Diedra reminded the fish-man. "I said hot girl." Kisami remarked. The three on the couch chuckled while sasori shook his head. Hey, Diedra," added, "Now that there are two girl, when can play spin the bottle, cause there's another girl, so more than one of will get a kiss!"
"Or more," Kisami added smirking.Sasori turned to them, "Is sex all you guys think about," he asked. Kisami jumped up and yelled, "YES!" this was followed by another course of idiotic giggles.. Sasorl shook his head yet again, gathered his tools and puppet and left. He stuck his head back through the door, "Oh, and Dora's coming on, I'd leave if I were you,"
As if on cue Tobi skipped into the room and turned on the TV. "Yay, Sempai is gonna watch Dora with Tobi!" Zetsu and Kisami got up and left the room, but Diedra was glomped by the enthusiastic mask wearing shinobi before he could escape. 'Now Sempai, when Dora says 'Swipper no swipping you have say it to," Tobi shouted with glee.. Damn, Diedra thought I know, I can create a diversion and escape! Wait, I'll blow up the TV, no, can't do that, Itachi gets pissed if he misses his I Love Lucy reruns.
The blonde ninja was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard Dora, and a voice somewhere behind him shout "Swipper no swiping!" he turned to see the mysterious girl standing behind him smiling. "Sempai, you didn't say it!" Tobi cried out in disappointment..
The girl sat beside them on the sofa. She turned to face Tobi, "Are you Tobi. He nodded adding, "Tobi is a good boy!" "My name is Hitomi and leader sama sked me to come here so I could be your friend." Tobi pointed at Diedra, "This is Diedra sempai."
"Isn't that cute, he called you his mentor," she said patting Tobi on the head. "Hn, "Diedra snorted. Tobi's eyes teared over, Hitomi reached out to comfort him. He buried his face between her breasts and let loud, obviously fake sobs. Sobs. Maybe the little bastard's smarter than I give him credit for. The blonde thought. "You hurt his feelings, "she scolded
"Tobi, when the show goes off, will you introduce me to all your friends," Hitomi asked sweetly. Tobi, who was once again staring intently at the TV nodded. Pien excited his office and walked up behind Diedra, "Diedra, inform the other members we're having a meeting when Itachi returns," The blonde nin jumped with surprise hearing Leader's voice booing from behind. "Yes leader same," he replied jumping off the couch and scurrying away. "Did I say you could leave yet," the man said angrily." Diedra flinched and hastily walked back to Pien.
"Since you blew up Itach's room last month, and he had to move into the spare bedroom, there are obviously no extra rooms, so you have to share with Hitomi now task her things to your room and try to find some uniforms that would fit. I'm sure there are some around, Konan was her size when she first joined."
The blonde immediately picked up her suitcases and carried them to his room, head bowed in defeat. Tobi waved goodbye to his sempai. Hitomi followed the pouting shinobi. He threw open the door and tossed her bags inside. Okay, where do I put my stuff," she asked as he sunk down on the bed." Look, I'm only here because the big guy held a sword to my throat, so I'm obviously unhappy. I'm not afraid of death, but when someone wants you to be somewhere so badly that they threaten your life, you do it. Besides, it's not like a family or something tying me down..." she commented.
She opened a drawer filled with boxer shorts and opened her suitcase on the floor and began taking out her panties. She shoved his clothing aside to make room for her own. He almost had a nosebleed when she pulled a skimpy pair of red panties, folded them and placed them neatly in the drawer.
"You don't talk much do you," she asked taking an equally skimpy bra, he twitched uncontrollably. "Did you make all these sculptures, they're amazing, but I always thought of art as fleeting." Diedra swallowed hard. "I mean you can only get so much enjoyment out of it becomes boring. She finished putting away her underwear, and starting putting away tops and really short short When she finished she tossed the suitcases aside and opened the other one. She grabbled a handful of headbands. She saw him staring and explained, "Every time I kill a ninja I take their headband mine is the one from the land of snow."
Diedra eyed the headbands nervously. "H-how many are their/? He asked. "There are only 57 there, I lost the rest." OMG he thought, I'm rooming with a psychopath, at least she's hot... She turned to him and smirked, "Are you checking me out?" He swallowed nervously, "Nope, I gotta go, Ledersama told me tell everyone about the meeting!" He shouted nervously, making a hasty exit. Hitomi shook her head I wonder if I freaked freaked him out with the head band thing? She decided that was probably it and hurried her unpacking so she would be ready for the meeting.
A few days had passed and Hitomi had began to become acoustomed to the Akutski and there strange mannerisms