Chapter One: Nimity Not My Name Is Tom Tit Tot
Transformers P.O.V.
Humans P.O.V.
The ship creaked as the door on the outer hull began to glow red, then melted away like water
"Gettin' onie readings Baxter?" a young girl called to her companion
"Nope. Controle this is Jumper 7," her tallish black companion said in to the com
"Jumper 7 this is controle we read you."
"There seems to be no sign of life though the ship itself is in good condition. Will report back in the instance of new developments. Over and out."
"Dae ye hink 'at thes is th' ship 'at crashed back in '68?" his companion asked, Baxter shrugged
"Mabbe, but, Carlson, do you really think the critters in here survived the crash? Let alone the conditions afterward? Their probably not that tough." Meck shrugged, she'd just been curious "I'll heed tae th' brig, Ah main fin' some crew logs." Baxter nodded as they headed to the bridge.
The young meck {boy\male} felt the ice recede from his chassy {body}
"Reactivating Stasis pod 5" the automated voice of Teletraan one stated, there was a hiss as the pod depressurized
"Bumblebee? Are you ok?" Optimus,
"Ya I'm ok." he saw that the others were a wake "how long have we been in stasis?" Optimus glanced at Ratchet
"50 soler cycles{years}" Bumblebee's optics {eyes} went huge
"What!"
A loud voice rang through the ship "What do you mean we've been in stasis 50 soler cycles!"
"'Bee calm down" the deeper voice was obviously trying to calm the other down "It's not that bad"
"Not that bad? not that bad!? You've got to be pulling my servo{leg/hand/arm}! This is by far the worst thing that has ever happened to me!" Carlson chuckled 'Where's th' popcorn?' "I'm gonna die on this Primus forsaken rock and no one…" there was a ringing thud
"Thank you Prowl" the deep voice said
"Of course, he was getting on all our nerves"a slightly higher voice monotoned 'at coods gie annoyin'
"Prime! there's someone else here!" that's when she heard large footsteps coming at her 'Guff! {crap}'
"Hello what do we have here?" Ratchet asked gesturing to the squirming creacher in Bulkhead's arms
"I have no idea Ratchet" Optimus said as he walked closer to the creacher "What are you?" the thing stopped moving
"I'm a human. whit ur ye?" Ratchet and Optimus exchanged looks
"We are Autobots." it didn't seem surprised
"Can Ah caa mah mukker? {friend}" Optimus nodded
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
"Optimus I think that was a distress call" Ratchet said
"Darn skippy ye p'taks {Freaks}" Bulkhead squeezed a little tighter "Ye dumb kittin' hymn! 'at hurts!"
So for those of you who are wondering about the phrase "Dumb knitting hymn" I miss spelled those words during school and my siblings and I made a joke out of it.