A/N: Hi guys! Sorry for the long wait, I had a lot to think of for my next story. So I thought how about I make a south park story. I quickly came up with the story will be about thought some more. And I'm guessing you want to know what the plot is. The story takes place after The List episode, The school council has decided to have a sex-ed class and it starts doing more than teaching the kids about sex. And a new person comes to south park with a secret that might blow your mind. (At least I think it will.) Well, the story will contain pairings that have been made and some I came up with. I will accept requests for only straight and yuri pairings. All characters will have the same age as in the cartoon. And no correction reviews, I'm tired of getting reviews about my chapters having mistakes. If you post one of them, I will delete it unless it's serious. Now if you excuss me, I'm going to run around like an idiot. (One thing: I've altered the characters and some other stuff for the story, and it will have some tragedy moments.)

Chapter 1: The New Thing

Stan's Thoughts

It was another day in school as always, it's always the same thing. But somehow it felt diffrent.

It's been like this ever since Wendy and I got back together and Cartman got on that

diet and let his hair down, now he just looks like skinny douche. maybe something good might

happen.

Your View(coudn't think of anything else.)

Ms. Garrison: Alright kids, let's start out with some multiplying pro-

Intercom: Attention students, please report to the gymnasium.

Ms. Garrison: God dammit, what is now!

At the Gymnasium.

Kyle: sigh This better be worth it. I'm already tired of these things.

Stan: Yea, I hear ya man.

Mr. Mackey: Okay kids, I have some important news. The school has decided put in sex-ed class so we

could catch you kids up on how the whole "sex life" thing works, mkay.

There was a short silence in the the crowd.

Butters: What's sex-ed?

Stan: It's a class that's supposed to educate kids about sex.

Mr. Mackey: You see kids, we wanted to teach you kids about sex early so that you woudn't have

to deal with this when your teens, mkay.

Clyde: But Mr. Mackey, You do know what happend last time we tryed to this, right?

Mr. Mackey: Yes Clyde, I'm well aware of what happend last we did this. But don't worry,

we'll try to teach it to much more better this time.

Kyle: Dude, I'm not sure about this "sex life" idea.

Stan: Yea, me neither.

Stan's house at 8 a.m.

Stan was sleeping peacefully until someone knocked on the door real loudly.

Stan: Damnit, who is it?

Stan got up from his bed and walked to the front door and opened it. It was Kyle

Stan: Kyle? What are you doing here?

Kyle: My parants kicked me out of my house.

Stan: What!? Why!?

Kyle: I...converted to catholism. I told them about it and they yelled to get out and never come back.

Stan: Dude, why did you do it?

Kyle: I didn't want to live like a jew, I just...couldn't bear being like one of them.

Stan: Where are going to live now? I know you can't go back to your house.

Kyle: Well, I was wondering if I could live with you.

Stan: Well...let me go ask my parants.

Stan went back inside to tell his parants.

Stan then came back outside to tell Kyle.

Stan: They said you could stay till your parants want you back.

Kyle: Thanks stan. You really are a good friend, unlike that douchbag cartman.

Stan: Yea, he is one.

I know there some flaws on here, but it has a great storyline. please R/R.