My Amazingly Silly Story
Me: OK, I can't believe I'm writing this. I don't even know what I'm writing! I'm just really bored. I need a good laugh, and there ain't very many funny fics around here, so…
Harry: So, what?
Me: OK, who just said that?
Harry: I did!
Me: Oh, that's a big help, is the name 'I' in the phonebook?
Harry: I dunno, is it?
Me: Are you always this, well, dimwitted?
Harry: Why'd you insult me? You don't even know who I am!
Me: You've got a point there. I could insult you better if I knew who you were.
Harry: You could?
Me: This is a very prosperous conversation, don't you think?
Harry: It is?
Me: *sighs* Who are you? Or do you not remember your name?
Harry: Why wouldn't I remember my name? It's…uh, um, it's…oh shoot…
Hermione: It's Harry Potter.
Harry: It is? Oh, OH! Yeah, it is.
Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger, head of my class-
Me: I know who you are.
Hermione: You do? How do you know?
Me: Well, everyone living in this HOUSE has read it, of course! Anyway, how did you get here? I'm sitting here, typing on my computer, then, all of a sudden, I find myself in a room that's…completely purple? OK, this is just weird…
Hermione: Well, I don't exactly know how we got here; I just remember that I was reading a book-
Me: Well, that's it, then.
Harry: What's what?
Me: Have you been listening to anything I said?
Harry: Did I miss something?
Me: I'm sharing the same feeling as you, Harry, 'ol boy!
Hermione: I all of a sudden feel left out…
Harry: Why?
Me: You know, I'm getting really tired of having you be this stupid. Here, the magic of the keyboard…
Harry all of a sudden gets smarter
Harry: Hey, thanks!
Me: Don't mention it.
(there's a POP! And Ron comes into view)
Ron: Um, hi?
Me: Welcome to this place of random insanity.
Hermione: So that's where we are!
Me: You know, there should really be a fanfiction subject for stupid, plot less, not-quite-making-sense fics, and this fic would be perfect.
Ron: Actually, I kinda like it! For once, Hermione and I aren't together! When will people get that I don't like Hermione?
Hermione: Ron, you like me, I don't like you.
Me: She's right there, Ronnie.
Ron: Don't call me that!
Me: Sorry, Ronnie.
Ron: You do that just to annoy me!
Me: Probably.
Harry: Does this story have a plot yet?
Me: No, but I can change that…
Draco Malfoy suddenly appears in the room
Me: The plot thickens…
Harry: What plot?
Ron: Why did you have to bring him in? Him, of all people-
Hermione: He, of all people, Ron.
Ron: Can I just finish my sentence?
Hermione: Certainly.
Ron: OK, so, he, of all people, had to come in this room…
Me: You know, you're annoying me, Ronnie.
Ron: Ditto.
Me: I'm warning you, Ronnie…
Ron: Come on, what could you do to me?
Me: You have no idea…
Harry: Ron, I think you should take her advice…
Ron: Whatever, Harry.
Draco: Hello? Has everyone forgotten I'm here?
Hermione: Hello. Most likely.
Draco: Why am I here?
Me: At first, I just wanted to annoy Ronnie, but now I'm having other ideas… *glares evilly at Draco, and Ron, a dangerous look on her face*
Draco: I don't like the sound of that…
Harry: You know, all I can say is, try not to annoy her…for your own good.
Hermione: Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing them punished. I don't get it. I'm always either the girlfriend of Ron, Draco, for some odd reason, and Harry, which is just weird…no offence, Harry.
Harry: None taken.
Hermione: As I was saying, I don't like any of you! And some of the fics written about Harry are just scary…
Harry: Which ones? What happens?
Draco: Harry, I've read some of them, and I don't think you wanna know…*exchanges worried looks with Hermione*
Hermione: You've read some? *shivers*
Draco: *gulps* Yeah.
Ron: Am I being ignored here?
Me: You know, Ronnie, sooner or later, you're gonna pull the last straw…
Draco: Uh oh…
Hermione: Ron, don't do anything stupid…
Me: *an evil grin on my face* *says sweetly* Ronnie, who do you hate the most?
Ron: Oh, Draco Malfoy, most likely…or you.
Harry: Ron, I wouldn't say that…
Ron: Why not?
Hermione: Ron, when will you just learn to listen?
Me: No Ronnie, who really annoys you, hmm, maybe…a girl?
Ron: Oh, definitely Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil. They're all girlie, and they're always making googly-eyes at me.
Harry: He's already said too much…
Me: Which one is the worst, Ronnie?
Ron: Oh, I'd say Parvati Patil, because she's a little brat that thinks I love her desperately, and she does whatever Lavender says.
Hermione: Poor Ron…
Draco: He's in for it…
Ron: In for what?
Me: Oh, nothing, Ronnie. Don't listen to them. Nothings going to happen to you…except, maybe this.
Ron: Wha-
Me: The magic of the keyboard! *laughs evilly and grins*
Parvati Patil all of a sudden appears in the room
Ron: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Hermione: We warned you…
Me: Oh Ronnie, never fret! I'm not done yet!
Harry: Nice knowing ya, Ron!
Ron: Guys? Help, guys?
Draco: Hate to say it, but I told you so!
Ron: Told me wha-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me: I told you I wasn't done!
Parvati runs towards Ron, and they start kissing
Hermione: *covers her eyes* Ooh, I don't want to see this…
Harry: What did you do to them?
Me: Oh, just a simple kissing charm. Little Ronnie doesn't want to kiss Parvati, but he's forced to. And they're kissing rather passionately, don't you think? Ah, how romantic.
*Sure enough, they look and see Ron and Parvati kissing passionately, Parvati looking very happy, and Ron's eyes wandering around wildly, pleading for help*
Hermione: *takes her hands off her eyes and giggles* Hehe! We warned him! But, NO! He won't listen to us.
Draco: Hermione, I never knew you this way before…
Hermione: What do you mean by that, Draco? *inching closer to him*
Draco: I dunno, just, I've always thought you were just a know-it-all Gryffindor, and…
Hermione: I always thought you were just a rotten Slytherin, but now…
*They start kissing passionately without the kissing charm*
Harry: Wow, I never thought I'd see the day when that happened.
Me: Me neither. Wait a second…Harry? *turning towards him*
Harry: I don't see why not!
Me: Yeah, what the heck!
*Start kissing passionately too, yet again, without the kissing charm*
And this story is finally finished.
Authors Note: Ok, one of my 'weirder' fics, but I kinda like it. Sorry about all the kissing. Whatever. Please don't flame me, but I'd like you to review. You can say you didn't like the story nicely, but nothing like: YOUR STORY SUCKS! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE WRITER! Cuz that makes me sad. *sniff* Okay, thanks for reading! P.S. (No characters except 'Me' belong to me.) :)