"Hey. Do you know where the popsicles went?" Foster said. "I dunno. Maybe Necro took them, she's the kid after all." Rad said. "OH FUCK NO. I bet it was Drake." Necro said. "W-what? No!" Drake said. "THAT'S IT. I'm calling...the popsicle police." Foster said. "No! Not them!" Necro, Rad, and Drake said. "Yes, them." Foster said. "well, we're all screwed! the popsicle police have to be the worst at their jobs." Bones said. "NPP (National Popsicle Police), OPEN THE FUCK UP!" the popsicle policeman said as he slammed his fist against the door. "Holy shit, he's gonna break that door!" Rad said. "C-come in!" Drake said. The popsicle policeman kicked the door down. "My name's Fuck." the popsicle policeman said. "...Fuck?" Foster said. "Yes. Fuck." Fuck said. "...What. Your parents must hate you." Rad said. "Alright so what's the problem?" Fuck said. "Well, erm...Fuck, we can't find our popsicles." Necro said. Fuck went straight to the freezer. "Okay, they're right fucking here in this secret compartment." Fuck said. "I'll dust for fingerprints to see who did it. I'll get back to you."
~LATER~
"Alright. SO. It was...Cronotekk." Fuck said. "Oh." Cronotekk said. "At least he didn't eat them!" Necro said. "Alright get the fuck out." Rad said. Fuck left after that.
Fin.