Tori Tigra finally woke up at 8:00 am the next morning and looked over the bed to see Gwen Fuuki sitting at a desk giggling and typing on a computer. Tori rolled over, wishing this madness would just disappear.
Last night had hurt her so much. And having to reencounter her story to a couple of boys didn't help her in the least. But just as she was about to drift of to sleep, a voice startled her.
"Are you awake Tori-chan?" Gwen asked.
"Shut up…" Tori looked over. "What's your name?"
"Gwen."
"Ok. Shut up Gwen." Tori said as she rolled over again.
"Are you ok?"
"Shut up." Tori growled.
"I'm just worried about you and last night, you know." Gwen said, her brown eyes shimmering.
"Well don't."
Gwen stared at Tori for a while and then finally turned away. "Whatever."
'Finally. She's gone.' Tori thought as she finally drifted to sleep.
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"Tori Senpai!!" the voice cracked the air unexpectedly. She looked up to see Tobi falling… on top of her!
"Oh Shi-'' Tobi then fell on top of her. Tori wrestled for a while to get the nut head off and finally succeeded in pushing him of the bed.
"WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?" She screamed. Tobi then became frightened.
"Tobi's sorry. Tobi was given orders to." He whimpered.
"BY WHOM!"
"By Leader-sama." Tobi covered his face like a scared dog. "Please don't eat Tobi." Tori sighed.
"I'm not going to eat you Tobi. But do one thing for me."
"What is it Tori Senpai?"
"Take me to your Leader."
"But Leader-sama isn't an alien." Tori sighed.
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In the dining room, everyone was enjoying breakfast like a normal, snobby rich family would, with the occasional trouble maker.
Leader sat on his throne, embellished with the dragon at the top while sipping coffee and reading the newspaper, Konan sat beside him munching on toast with grape jam, Zetsu was eating steak, Deidara was reading the funnies, Sasori was polishing his nails, Kisame was picking at his food, and Itachi was reading about the presidential debate on his laptop. The other teens sat at the end of the table afraid to eat, except for Trace.
"The food isn't poisoned. My bugs have checked all our food." Trace said as he took a swig from his orange juice. Gwen and Saki looked at him disgusted.
"Bugs were crawling on our food?" Saki asked.
Trace looked at him. "My bugs carry no disease or germs." Either way, there was no way they were going to eat this morning.
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Out in the hallway, Tori carried a paint ball gun and ammo strapped across her chest.
"Um, is this necessary Tori Senpai?" Tobi said.
"Of course! I need the beauty sleep." With that, Tori aimed the gun at the leader's chest and fired. It hit him square on!
Leader spewed coffee at his subordinates. Tori covered her mouth to keep her from laughing out loud.
"Find something Funny Tori?" The leader had suddenly appeared behind Tori and Tobi.
"Tobi told her not to do it!"
"…" Tori stared in horror in front of her. "RUN!!" She screamed.
"Get back here!!" yelled Pain as he ran down the hall after her.
Everybody just looked astonished. Then they started to roll on the floor laughing.
'I wonder how Leader didn't see her coming…' Itachi thought as he wiped coffee off his face.
"All of you stop it! That's not how you treat your Leader!" Konan yelled.
"Says the one who sleeps with him." Hidan laughed. Konan punched him across the face.
"I'm going to my room." Konan growled as she stomped out of the room.
"God, that woman must be going threw her womanhood." Deidara said.
"Obviously." Hidan said as he rubbed his face.
"That's such a crude way to put it!" Gwen scowled.
"We're men. What do you want us to call it?" Hidan said.
"Why do you even talk about it at all?"
"Why don't you all just shut up and get on with your own pathetic lives?" Itachi said as he took a sip of his coffee. Everyone was quiet after that.
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A while later, Pain walked in, Tori flailing on his shoulder, crying and screaming. He put her in a chair and gave her the look that told her to stay put. He went back to his coffee and newspaper. He looked around. "Where's Konan?"
"She got pissed at Hidan cause he said she sleeps with you." Sasori said. Pain spewed his coffee over everyone again. "He said what!?"
Hidan slid down as far as his chair would let him as he blushed a deep red. Kakuzu walked in, Konan slung across his shoulder. Pain and the rest of them stared.
"She kicked me." Kakuzu said.
"Kakuzu!" Deidara yelled. "Pass her to me!"
"Whatever." Kakuzu said as he put Konan in his lap.
"Hello." Deidara said as he locked his arms around Konan's waist. "You wanna go somewhere more desolate?" Konan slapped him hard across the face.
"Oh you just got owned by a girl!" Sasori laughed. Konan gave Sasori the look of daggers. "Not that girls are weak or anything."
"If you would all like to shut up, I have a new mission today involving the n00bs." Pain said as he clinked his glass with a spoon. The teens shot him If-looks-could-kill-you-would-be-beyond-dead look at the thought of them being n00bs. "The mission will be called 'The retrieval of the Uchiha.'"
"You finally decided to go along with the plan?" Itachi said.
"Yes." Pain said. "Tori, Trace, and Itachi will be on this mission."
"I take it we will be capturing Sasuke Uchiha for reasons that will not be told until later on?" Trace said.
"Right." Pain said as he turned to Tori. "Tori will be the one at work on this mission while Itachi and Trace stay on the sidelines."
"Why me!?" Tori shouted.
"Cause you pissed me off. And anyway, you're going to have to take form of a woman Sasuke knows."
"That Sakura Haruno, right?" Sasori said.
"Yes, and I need you to somehow infatuate him enough to follow you." Pain said.
"Nuh uh! No way!" Tori said. "I hate the idea that girls are just used to get boys and give life to ungrateful brats."
"That's one way to put it. Now go get packed."
As the three members walked out of the room, Tobi went up to leader.
"Is that what girls really are?" Tobi said.
"Go clean the bathroom Tobi."
"Ok Leader-sama!" Tobi smiled as he skipped out of the room.
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I hoped you liked the story! I don't own Naruto but I do own Tori Tigra, Gwen Fuuki, Trace Aburame, and Saki Hamachi. So don't steal them without asking! See Ya!