I, Cookieplzandthnx, have come back almost a year later and re-edited this story. I read again about last week and I cringed slightly. Now with better writing skills, I present to you, "The Newly Wed Game Total Drama Edition" !
"Welcome, to the Newly Weds Game Total Drama Edition," said a figure in a dark background. This figure walked out on to a little white podium and is revealed to be no one other than Blaineley. "Tonight we have three couples for past seasons of Total Drama competing for a dream vacation to the remains of Wawanaka."
"Why the hell would they agree to that?" half-questioned, half-shouted an audience member.
"Well, if they didn't we would have sued to the point of them not being able to afford a cardboard box, with me getting a 60% cut of that," Blaineley said while smirking. The audience member just glared at her. "Anyways, now let's meet the victims- I mean couples. He was a teenage delinquent and she was and still is a cranky know-it-all! Meet Duncan and Courtney!" Blaineley declared.
Duncan and Courtney came out holding hands and smiling. When they took their seat a wall of pictures appeared showing their moments of the being a happy couple while competing on Total Drama. They took a look at it and started making out until an air horn was blown.
"What the hell was that for?" asked an enraged Courtney, "We were getting into it!"
"My employer thought it would be amusing if I blew this in your faces. At least whenever you guys start to get a little too suggestive. Younger audiences and all," Blaineley stated without any hints of anger or annoyance.
"Who the hell is your employer?" inquired an even angrier Duncan. His glare was cold and angry.
"Chris McClain," Blaineley replied with a hint of aggravation to her voice.
"Dammit, I had a feeling McLame was behind this," Courtney muttered as she rolled her eyes.
"Anyways," Blaineley continued," Our next couple competed on TDROTI. He had people living in his head and she was a lonely girl. Meet Mike and Zoey!"
Mike and Zoey come out holding hands and kiss each other on the cheeks. They walk to their seats and the picture appear of them in their moments. Duncan's eyes looked over to Zoey who just frowned.
"Finally, he still loves to eat and far and she still is a psycho! Meet Owen and Izzy! By the way your oxygen masks are under your seats!" Blaineley introduced as the couple came out.
Owen held Izzy bridal style and kissed her before she cackled loudly. Blaineley's eyes widened.
"Okay, ladies get backstage where earmuffs shall be placed on your ears. Guys get ready to answer some questions," Blaineley announced smugly.
Revised!
16th Feb, 2015