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1. take her designer shampoo and replace it with dollar store shampoo
2. Give Sasuke her phone number
3. Give Lee her phone number
4. Dress up as an ugly were wolf and say "I'm Naruta"
5. When she sings tell her "I thing your singing coasted me 10 years of my life"
6. Keep reminding her that she's not only supposed to kill the 9 tailed fox but she has to kill Sasuke and Timia
7. Burn all of her meat
8. Ask her what human flesh tastes like
9. Keep singing "Naruta and Sasuke sitting in a tree….."
10 accidently let slip it to Lady Tsunade were Naruta goes at night…