Hai everyone! So I'm stuck at home with strep throat and I got so bored… then I turned the TV to cartoon network and the pokémon theme song was on. It gave me the greatest idea of all time! Hope you enjoy this little skit, so I'm just translating what the pokémon are saying in the black/white theme song! Btw not EVERYTHING is true in what I wrote. Some is false! And the words in the middle of the lines tell where the setting is. ENJOY! P.S. I don't own pokémon!

Pikachu: Oh hey Tepig! Snivy! Oshawoot! Gahhh! A Swanna is stalking me! Stalker! Ohhh… music!

IN THE AIR

Pikachu: Weee! I'm flying! I believe I can fly! Not fall to my doom and die! Coolio! Hia Zekrom! You too Reshiram!

Zekrom: RAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH!

Reshiram: !

FOREST

Patrat: Hey Pikachu!

Pikachu: Yo bandit!

Patrat: For the last time I don't steal! I forage!

Pansage: Look at me! Look at me! Hanging from a tree! Look at me!

Pansear: I'm tap dancing! (Falls from branch, lands on Pansage) Don't look at me!

Pikachu: Ohh a door! I may get myself mysteriously killed!

BLACK STEPS

Pikachu: I feel the need for speed! Agility! Oh hey Munna!

Munna: Hey Pikachu is Ash acting like a total crybaby again?

Pikachu: Yup! Bye! See you in the ending!

FLOATING TILES

Pikachu: Weee! I'm floating again! OHH! I have floating friends! Yay were floating! Yay were floating! All the way up to the trees! I'M SO HAPPY! I'M SO HAPPY I'LL BLOW UP!

POKEMON CROWD

Pikachu: Aww. Were not floating anymore. Sad. Oh hey Munna! I told you! Well bye everyone I gotta get back to Ash. Hey… how come Frillish still gets to float? Oh look captions! They're white! Well… POKEMON! Ohh! HUGE COLORFUL LETTERS!

Well Thanks for reading and remember to comment! There will be no chapters! Just a little fun thing to do when I'm sick! Yeah… I just try to make things fun when I'm supposed to be resting… Hehe! Peace!