The Arguing For Silly Things
Naruto as everyone know, can do the sexy jutsu. That means he can turn into a girl and blah blah blah. It turned out he can have periods every month like real woman too. So he has loads of mood swings and gets them all on Sasuke.
Naruto's pov
"Damn that teme! Couldn't even buy me chocolate! I'm so FUCKING hungry! Also my belly's hurting LIKE I AM BEING KICKED REALLY FUCKING HARD!"
I was so annoyed I stood up from a comfortable sofa and realized I was in a enormous room, with a plasma television. And a table I didn't bother with anything I am FUCKING STARVING! I thought. My mind took me to the kitchen, where there was another table and four chairs. Next to that was a really humongous fridge, and five more counters. I walked towards the fridge with a grin on my face and opened it. I gasped. So much food for a week! But NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
I started crying on the kitchen floor completely didn't know why. But I didn't realized someone was standing over me. When I got up from the cold floor, I realized it was just Sasuke.
"Stop crying dobe. Here eat and smile." The teme handed me a chocolate bar and walked towards the living room, turned on the TV and relaxed inviting me over. I had so much pleasure in my mouth from eating the chocolate bar, I smiled and laughed and went to hug my Sasuke. He didn't expect me to hug him but he just watched the TV.
"I love you Sasuke...will you but me more chocolate?"
Sasuke laughed such a musical sound.
"Sorry dobe no more sweets today!"
"I hate you Teme!" I ran into my room and started crying again, while I hurd sasuke sigh and coming footsteps to my room.
He came in but I was faster and throw all the things that were near my hand to grab. He obviously missed all of them. From that I got pissed and starting shooting.
"BUY ME CHOCOLATE YOU FUCKING TEME!"
"I WON'T BUY YO ANY MORE SWEETS YOU FUCKIG RETARD!"
"YOUR THE RETARD RETARD!"
"YOUR THE RETARD BAKA!"