Authors note:
Hey guys this is me starting a series of stories for the first time. So... Don't hate on me to much if I screw up on grammar or whatever. But I would still like to have some heads up about stuff. Also I started this because I am a huge fan of Soul Eater and one day my friend(If you read this you'll find out his name) said that he wished we went to DWMA and I was like omg me too! Kidding. No. I wasn't like that. But I just kept thinking about what he said until finally I just wrote this. Then I showed my friend it and he told me that I could post it online. So here we are. I hope you enjoy and show me some love if you like it by following me. Not like behind dark alleys. But on this.
Disclaimer: I don't own this so don't sue.
Soul Eater fanfic ch 1
by
Jeff Sperry
I never thought it would happen, me, a weapon meister... I was standing outside when my friend's beat up black van pulled up into my driveway. I opened the door to the passenger side and threw my bag into the back of Reggie's van. Reggie is a person of average height and build, with long black hair and grey eyes. He was dressed up in his usual blue jeans and black moue5 shirt. He had bags under his eyes. He must have a major hang over. That means he's going to be really shitty this morning. "Dude the same shirt." Reggie said nodding to my black V neck t-shirt. "It looks good on me." I said. "Yeah it did... The first five times you wore it." He said back, pulling out of my driveway. "Ha ha, real funny. What happened to you? You look like shit man." I asked. "I went to Abe's house. Drank vodka and played TF2. But, the fun ended when SHE came." Reggie said with venom in his voice.
"Oh no, 43 wasn't there was she?" I asked. "Her and her bastard new boyfriend." Reggie said gripping the steering wheel harder. Reggie has set up a system to keep track of all his ex's. For everyone that he's split with is numbered from the first 1 up to the latest 43. The reason why he has this system is because he doesn't remember half of his ex-girlfriends names. "I'm guessing the rest of the night didn't turn out well." I said. "Nope." "What happened?" "I kicked his ass (Reggie might not look like it but he can kick total ass), then Kat (43) slapped me in the face and left." He sighed then continued. "End of that story! How was your friday night?" "You know the usual. Nothing." Damn it, Jeff you need to get out more." "Can't my dad has a very tight leash on me. You know that."
Reggie pulled up into the Arby's parking lot. The Arby's Reggie and I work at is in the middle of town. It's by two abandon buildings. We got out. We went to the back of his van and opened the back. In the back Reggie has only a mattress instead of the usual two seats thats supposed to be there. He said it's the main part of his "shaggin' wagon". I grabbed the bag with my uniform in it. We saw the manager Phil was already there unlocking the door. We went in. Phil disappeared in his office. He never really comes out for anything, so we just let him stay in there while we work. "What do you want to work today?" I asked Reggie. "I don't care." He said. "I'll do cash register then, and you do cooking today." "Cool." Reggie said smiling clearly happy that I took the bad job for the day.
Cash register sucks because everyone is shitty and rude to you. So I did him a mercy since he had such a bad night. Everything was slow at first. Then a group of douche bags came in and made my day. "Hey Jeffrey." Said the head douche bag. He called me by my full first name which bugs the hell out of me. "What do want Trey?" I said with snarl. "Well what do you think I want? We're at an Arby's for a reason Jeffrey." He said smiling to his other douche bag buddies."Whats your goddamn order." I said. "Woah don't get too nasty. I would hate to have to talk to your manager." He said smiling again. "Just order." I said. Finally after him attempting to do a prank but failing so horribly that I don't even want to think about it. I got his order.
Damn it. I can't believe that girls at school like guys like this. Which sucks because Reggie and I are anything but douche bags. Ok maybe we can be a douche, but we actually have a sense of honor and respect. After them it was lunch rush hour. The Arby's was full. Person after person went past the cash register. Finally we got our lunch break. We went out to the back in alley behind the Arby's. Reggie brought two sandwiches and started to chow down. I leaned against the wall and watched him. "Dude you need to eat more." He said offering me a sandwich. "I'm good man." I said. We went to silence until Reggie finished eating his first sandwich. When he was done he looked at his watch. "We still have ten minutes till next shift." He said. "Cool."
"You know I think that bad guys do go to bad guy school." Reggie said being serious. "What?" I said smiling. "Bad guys go to a special school that specializes in making bad guys bad guys. Think about it. In all the movies when they shoot, they always miss. They never end up with a hot chick even if they are good looking. And most of all they always seem to get out of jail or where ever they get locked up and come back for more ass kicking. You would need special training for that." He said finally breathing. "You know you might just be right." I said. "Clearly." He said throwing the rest of his sandwich in the garbage. We went back to our final shift. The rest of the day was actually smooth sailing. Then something completely shocking and mind blowing happened.
Phil came out of his office.
"Hey guys I need you to close up. I have urgent business at home I need to take care of. Thanks." He said while running out the door. Reggie came up beside me. "Well that's something you don't see everyday." He said. "Dude thats something we don't see any day." I said. "True." Reggie said handing me a broom. I cleaned the floor and tables. While Reggie cleaned the kitchen. We finished up. We went in the bathroom and changed.
We came out with the clothes that I like so much more than the stupid Arby's uniform. Oh well, just one more year of this- "Boom!"- what the hell? I turned to Reggie. "I think it came for the back ally outside." I said. "Let's check it out." Reggie said heading to the back door. We came out of the back. A blond haired girl with a black trench coat wielding a scythe was fighting a monster. The monster was giant, black, and had so much muscle it's skin looked like it was going to explode. The girl slid under the monster right when it hit the wall behind where she was. The girl brought down the scythe to the monster back, but the monster anticipated it and back hand her. She hit the wall and fell to the ground. Then the monster jumped on top of her and started punching. She blocked each blow with the handle of her scythe. The only thing that kept the girl alive was that scythe. Things weren't looking good for her. I turned to Reggie. He gave me a determined nod. He understood what this meant. Over the years Reggie and I have been waiting for a chance for something amazing to happen. To have a chance to live and now it looks like we got one.
I charged right at it. I tackled it to the ground. It first roared with surprise then with rage. It tried to punch me in the face but I blocked it with my right arm and punched it repeatedly in the face with my left. Then with lightning fast speed it punched me in the gut. My body hurdled through the air. My head hit against the brick wall. Then I heard Reggie screaming as he bashed the monster in the head with an old rusty pipe. The monster tried an uppercut, but Reggie side stepped it and hit the monster in the right knee. The blow brought the monster down to its knees. I ran and Jumped on the creatures back and put it in a chock hold. The creature tried to reach me with its arms, but couldn't because to much muscle was in the way. Reggie helped me force it to the ground. It struggled and punched me in the face. "Damn it!" I yelled. I grabbed the arm and pinned it to the ground. Reggie did the same with his pipe to the other arm. I heard a scream and the giant scythe the girl had landed in the monsters chest. The monster exploded into shadows and all that was left was a red orb.
I got up off the ground and looked up to see the girl standing there. She must of thrown the scythe. "Thanks I"- The scythe turned into blue energy then went in the shape of a human. When the energy faded away a guy with white hair wearing a head band gave Reggie and I a shark smile. "What the hell!" I screamed in shock. "Oh my god." Reggie said to himself. "Nice to meet you too. The names Soul." Soul said. "And my names Maka. Thank you for helping us." The girl said smiling.
Reggie of course puffed up his chest and started to act like he kills monsters daily. "No problem, anytime. My name is Reggie by the way." Reggie said. "Sorry to interrupt your moment Reggie, but what the hell was that." I said pointing at the red orb. "And what are you guys?" I asked continuing. "Dude chill." Soul said. "Don't mind him. He's lived quite the isolated life." Reggie said patting me on the shoulder.
Maka walked closer to us. Up close she was really cute. "Well long story short I'm a meister and Soul is my weapon. We hunt down Demons." She said cautiously. Soul walked over to the red orb. "And when they die their soul or Kishin egg is left and I eat them like this." He said opening his mouth and swallowing the orb with a gulp. "Sigh, yum." "Oh, thats seems reasonable enough. I can't believe that used to be a person. Cool." I said. "Well, see you later guys." Reggie said as him and I turned and started to walk off. "Wait! Your just gonna walk off. You don't want to know more?!" Maka yelled behind are backs. "We are interested but it seems rude to pry into other peoples business." I said. "Yeah, what he said." Reggie said in turn. "Oh shut up and follow us." Soul said. "Ok." Reggie and I both said.
"So where are we going?" Reggie asked. "Not too far. Just to that window over there." Maka said pointing. "Oh." We walked over to where she pointed. She leaned close to the glass and breathed on it. "42-42-564 when ever you want to knock on deaths door." She said as she wrote the numbers on the glass. I gave Reggie an unsure look.
"Whats up! Whats up! Whats up!" Said a high pitched voice. "Hey Lord Death. Meister Maka reporting." Maka said to... well Death. Just I didn't imagine him to be like this. "Job well done Maka and Soul. I see you got the Kishin egg." Death said. Then I saw a person with red hair who was wearing black clothes step from behind Death. "If I even get a hint that you've guys have touched my Maka as a Death Scythe... No... As a father I will kill you all." Said Maka's father obviously threatening us. "Don't worry sir. I wasn't planning on gang banging your daughter today anyways." I said trying to lighten the mood. Surprisingly it worked. Soul and Reggie started to explode with laughter. I got Maka to giggle a little. Death did a weird chuckle and Maka's father looked like he could kill me.
"Anyways a cool guy like me wouldn't ever end up with a flat chested chick like her." Soul said pointing his thumb at Maka. "You trying to say my daughter isn't attractive! Are you not a man? She is far beautiful then any women you could find!" Maka's father yelled. "Your father loves you, Maka." He said calming down. "Don't even bother." Maka said turning around. "What?" Death Scythe said in a quiet voice. Then he started to burst out in tears and went on about how he does love Maka and her mother too. It was cut short because Death karate chopped him on the head with a thunk. Maka's dad laid there unconscious.
"Now thats over with, who are those two boys with you?" Death asked. "They helped us take care of the corrupted soul and they were pretty good at it to." Soul said. "This is Reggie." Maka said pointing to Reggie. "And this is... What is your name?" She asked. "Sorry, my name is Jeff." "Well, nice to meet you boys. If you haven't guessed by now I'm Death and from the sounds of it we are in your debt." Death said. "It's no problem." Reggie said.
"Well if thats the case, how would you like to join Death Weapon Meister Academy?" "What would we do there?" Reggie asked. "You would become meisters of course and you would choose between being part of the Normally Overcome Target class which weapons and meisters learn to live like normal people , or with the Especially Advanced Talent class where you will get normal schooling but also trained to be combatants. I'm guessing you will go with the second one." "That sounds awesome! I'm in." Reggie said. "Cool." Soul said giving Reggie a high five. "You'll fit right in." Maka said with a smile. Everyone was happy until they noticed I was being really quiet.
"What about you Jeff?" Death asked. "I would love to... but I don't think my parents would let me." I said. "Don't worry I'm sure they will." Maka said patting my shoulder. "Can't we go convince his parents to go to DWMA, Death?" Soul asked. "That's a splendid ideal Soul. I'm expecting you to be back here in two days, Bye." Death said waving his big goofy as his image faded away. "Something tells me this is going to be more difficult then the fight." I said.
Stay tuned for chapter 2. It will come out around a week from now. This next chapter you get to see how crazy my parents are. So that'll be interesting.