"Kid step up on the railing" Jack ordered. Rose grinned and did as he said, the end of the scarf tied around her waist twirling in the wind behind her. Without hesitation Jack put his hands on her hips, making sure she couldn't get back down. He let out a string of curses into her hair, which by courtesy of the wind was now in his face and mouth.
"Jack im flryyyinguhguh" Rose drawled, obviously drunk. Jack proceeded to stab her in the back, therefore sending her off the front of the ship. He looked over the railing, smirking and chuckling as her torso fell towards the water. "Sure ya are kid"
Rose came back up with dark tentacles around her and dark skin "Why ya gotta do dis"
I am so done. I really enjoyed coming up with this idea in the middle of the night, laughing my head off and kill me now jotting it down. Please dont be offended by this, as a crackfic it was intentionally not meant to make sense. I am never doing this again Perhaps I shouldn't do this anymore.