A/N: I DO NOT own Inglourious Basterds. Yay sequel! Yay love triangle! Don't worry this will not be as bad as a soap opera love triangle. And as I try to do with all of my sequels, my goal is to make this better than the last story. Be prepared.

The Evil Monk

I'm pretty sure everyone knows my story by now. If not...you're on the wrong chapter of my life.

I managed to avoid both of the guys for the past two days. They''ve all been pretty busy with this new thing. Plans to take down all these bastard Krauts at the Stolz der Nation premier. I knew there was only so long I could keep avoiding them though.

"Hey."

Speak of the devil.

I turned around as Donny walked into the kitchen. I was steady pouring myself a glass of Jack and set the bottle down.

It had been tense. Aldo and Hugo were still long away from forgiving Donny for what he had done. I myself was pissed as hell but I also couldn't get over the fact that I still loved him. Here I was, still wearing the engagement ring he had given me before he raped me. And around my neck, and necklace Aldo had left for me on my pillow last night. This really was turning into a film-worthy love triangle.

"Need something?" I asked taking a sip from my glass before hopping up on the counter.

"Um...no. Well yes actually. I was wondering if you wanted to maybe go to dinner tomorrow night or something."

Ah. Well, I knew it was going to happen at some point. Although I had hoped I could put it off as long as possible. Well, here it was.

"Uh...I have to check first. Maybe."

It was rare that any of us went out to dinner, the fact being that we were all here as a rogue part of the U.S. Army. Dinner wasn't really something that came about that often.

"Check for what?" he asked, leaning against the counter.

"My business." I snapped before chewing on a piece of whiskey-soaked ice.

"Listen...I don't know how to say this but...I'm sorry. About...you know." he stepped closer to me.

I shrunk away from him, turning my head and clenching my glass harshly. The memories of that night sent me reeling. It continued to reply over and over in my head. I didn't want to think about it. The pain. The anger on his face. The embarressment when Aldo found ,me, bloody and covered in semen. Crying.

Not something I liked to think about.

"Donny..." I began, not even sure what to say to that. There was really nothing I could say. No, it wasn't okay. I couldn't forgive it. But at the same time...I wanted him to know I still loved him.

I turned and left the room before I could let my emotions come forth. I didn't want him to see me in my state of weakness. As I left the room I ran right into Hugo, who was coming down the stairs.

Wo Sie geleitet? I asked.

(Where you headed?)

Ich wollte gerade um die Metzger zu holen einige Fleisch bis. he replied.

(I was just going up to the butcher's to pick up some meat..)

Dagegen, wenn ich mitkemmen?

(Mind if I come along?)

He shook his head. I set the glass down on the end of the banister and shook out my hair before following him trhough the kitchen, ignoring Donny's looks.

Without much discussion, Hugo and I had become considerably closer since the incident. I had always felt a little more comfortable with him because we were the only two that spoke German, but now I just felt an undeiable bond to him.

He had seen me down under already. Hell, he had even touched me. And more importanlty, he had put stictches in my vagina. That was sort of a bonding experience.

Not to mention the late night conversations we had begun to have.

He told me all about his girl. Her name was Thao. She was Japanese. He met her while he was over in Japan for a bit. Brought her back to meet the folks. Of course his parents didn't approve.

They moved in togeter. A place in the mountains where people who disapproved really wouldn't have to see them. They had a son. Alfred. He was nine now, and the way Hugo described them both I could tell he loved them more than anything in the world.

I told him all about my sordid undercover life as a hooker. He listened without judging. He never gave me one look like the ones I got from the women I saw walking down the street.

As we got into the car I turned to him before saying something that had been on my mind for quite awhile now.

"You never told me you spoke English." I looked at him as he started the car.

"I only do when I have to." he replied before pulling out of the driveway.

I looked out of the window as we rode. The house was literally in the middle of nowhere, hidden deep within the woods. It was perfect. Unless you knew it was there, you weren't ever going to find it.

I twirled the ring around my finger as Hugo continued to drive, and it was then I found myself saying something that had been on my mind for awhile.

"Hugo, when was the last time you saw your wife and son?"

He turned to me, surprised by my question before squeezing the wheel.

"Year ago. Before I was arressted."

"Do you miss them?"

"With all heart."

I nodded before taking a deep breath.

"Maybe...when all of this is over...when you go back to seem them I can come along?"

He turned to me once again and raised his eyebrows.

"Why?"

"I just...I don't even know where my father and sister are back in the States and I can't be running back and forth btween Aldo and Donny forever. Maye I should start somewhere new with my life."

Hugo nodded, thinking it over before pursing his lips.

"Okay."

HBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBA

Two hours and a bloody Hugo later, and we pulled back up in front of the house again. Hugo had insisted on making his own cuts at the butcher, which left him bloody, and me having to deal with the smell all the way home.

As soon as we pulled up I saw Aldo, disappearing into the garden with what looked like a wheelbarrow full of stuff in tow.

I narrowed my eyes. Whenever there was a body to dispose of the guys usually took it up to the lake a couple miles away. It was so deep that it would take years to find anything.

"Hey I'll catch you inside." I said before jumping out of the car and bolting into the garden. I was able to catch Aldo's second half turning and quickened my pace, trying to catch him.

"Aldo!" I yelled.

He did a double take before turning around, stepping in front of the wheelbarrow.

"Hey what are you doing?" I asked, bending over to catch my breath.

"Nothin''." he answered quickly, putting his hands in his pockets.

"Who's in there?" I asked. What did he have Donny chopped up inside or something?

"Nothin' just stuff." he replied before turning around and quickly pushing the wheelbarrow.

"Aldo! What the hell!" I exclaimed before chasing him down. I grabbed the blanket and ripped it off, revealing dozens of...

Gardening tools?

"Wait...you're the mystery gardener?" my jaw dropped.

It had indeed been a mystery. The majestic garden that would make Louis XII jealous. We all had always wondered who ahd been keeping the garden in such great condition. Actually just I had wondered, but still...

"Tell anyone and I'll kill ya." he sighed before grabbed the hedgeclippers and hacking away at a straw vine.

"Jesus Aldo...you do realize that this garden is absolutely beautiful. I've been wondering who was doing the gardening for...well since I got here. Aldo...I can't believe this!"

I walked up behind him before wrapping my arms around him and pressing my lips to the back of his neck.

'He dropped the hedgeclipper before putting his hands atop mine and turning his head.

"Dropped something." I smiled.

"Shutup." he muttered before quickly whirling around and sweeping me into a dramatic kiss.

God it was incredible. I hadn't been kissed like that, really kissed like that, in such a long time.

"Aldo..." I sighed as he pressed his lips to my neck, wrapping his arms around my waist. Before I knew it we had both ended up on the ground, the grass tickling my skin underneath us.

He grabbed the bottom of my dress, pulling it up above my hips before grabbing my panties and yanking them off.

God. I suddenly found myself insanely horny and about ready to implode. In the back of my head a tiny voice was telling me no. Not only was I not supposed to be having sex for two weeks because of the stitches, but I ignored it, like every impulsive person would.

I watched as he unbuckled his pants. Well I had been waiting for this day for awhile. He dropped them before leaning over me, grabbing my legs and pushing them apart.

Naturally Aldo lived up to his reputation. No he wasn't as big as Donny, but a good seven inches was nice too. Not to mention how aggressive he was. Unless we were doing something special, I generally was in charge in bed. Submission was still my favorite thing.

But Aldo. Damn. It was nice. He put his hand around my neck, squeezing a little. Asserting his complete power and dominance over me.

The grass was staining my white dress, but I didn't care. Aldo quickly shoved himself inside of me, grabbing my thighs.

"Fuck!" I screamed. The pain was damn near unbearable.

"You alright?" Aldo asked, hovering over me.

"It just hurts...don't stop though." I breathed.

Aldo nodded before giving a quick thrust inside of me, I clenched his shoulder. Damn it hurt but it felt amazing.

I ran my fingers across the scar on his neck as he pushed inside of me, before grabbing his shirt.

"Harder." I grunted, throwing my head back and wrapping my arms around him.

He grabbed a handful of my hair, wrapping it around his fist and biting down on my neck as he quickened his pace. I wrapped my legs around his waist.

It was no surprise that the first time I had really had sex in awhile, that I came so quickly. Not a surprise. But a disappointment. I found myself tensing around him as I climaxed, a dull throbbing sensations where my stitches were, but altogether it was amazing.

He muttered something before coming on my stomach.

"Shit. Sorry." he muttered.

I grinned coyly and trailed my finger down my stomach before sucking on it.

"That was great." I smiled as he pulled up his pants, laying down beside me.

"Who knows. Maybe we can try for five minutes instead of three nex' time." he grinned.

I smacked him playfully before looking up at the cloudly sky above us.

Well, if I could look forward to this, a love triangle didn't sound that bad.