Once upon a time there was a pickle.
The pickle was a very handsome pickle, named Dill.
The pickle was one day going to be picked on, because he was a pickle.
The people who were going to pick on him were two cucumbers.
The two cucumbers' names were Flower and Tree.
Now, the two cucumbers were angry at Dill because he was still a pickle, and they weren't.
The two cucumbers decided that they would beat him up and take him to a wizard to turn Dill back into a cucumber so he wouldn't be so handsome.
So they took him to Gandalf.
"We want Dill to be a cucumber so he can be as ugly-no, uglier- than us!" they yelled to a breakdancing Gandalf.
"Umm, OK," He replied They then said, "And we want you to turn us into pickles so we will be very handsome."
But Gandalf was a very smart wizard, so he turned the two cucumbers into their namesakes, and Dill into a mustard seed.
Then, Grumpy Cat walked into the wizards dance floor.
The Grumpy Cat started to bust out some very awesome moves, and Gandalf got jealous.
Then, because of a spell gone wrong, The Golden Trio, Luna Lovegood, and Neville Longbottom appeared.
"I must say Harry, the writer should have paired me up with you!' Hermione yelled.
But before Harry could say anything Gandalf turned the wizards into discoballs.
Also, George Washington appeared.
"Wait, this isn't across the river!" He yelled.
Gandalf then said to him, "My, my it is so nice to see you in person Mr. Washington. By the way, do you know how to breakdance?"
"Why yes I do!" he shouted as he busted out with the worm and started spinning on his head so fast that a strong gust of wind came.
But, because he was spinning so fast, he got sick and threw up on Grumpye Cat.
"This is why I hate mondays. Good." Grumpy Cat said as she frowned.
Dill, and the two cucumbers (now a mustard seed, a flower, and a tree) were watching this all in awe and decided to try to bust out some moves, but it didn't work out very well.
By then Harry, Hermione, and Ron were talking about who should be with who- as discoballs, of course.
"Stop talking, it will make me be happy" Grumpy Cat said, making them all disappear... and then she took a nap.