[BART]
SIDESHOW BOB WILL GIVE YOU A FRIGHT
MURDERING CHILDREN BOTH DAY AND NIGHT
HE REST FOR A MINUTE MAYBE THREE
THEN LATER HE WILL MURDER ME
HE ONCE FRAME KRUSTY
AND HE TRIED TO KILL AUNT SELMA
RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND ITALY

[LISA]
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE
THERE ANOTHER SIDE TO THIS
ALTHOUGH HE FIRST FRAME KRUSTY
IT COULD BE A REASON
HE DOESNT LIKE GETTING HURT
OR PUNCH SCRATCH STRANGLE THROWN OR KILL

[BART]
OH GIVE ME A BREAK DON'T BE A SOFTER
SIDESHOW BOB IS WORST THAN BURNS
HE'S WORST THAN FAT TONY AND GRIMES
ALL BECAUSE HE CAUSE MOST CRIMES
BUT WE GOT
TO STOP HIS EVIL PLAN
IF WE LOSE SAY GOODBYE TO LAND

[LISA]
BART YOU MUST COMPROMISE
WHY DON'T YOU TRY BEING NICE
DO IT LIKE YOUR FRIEND NELSON

[BART]
HE'LL PROBABLY EAT MY SHORT AND THEN
HE EVIL AND VICIOUS AND SUCH A JERK
HE IS WORST THAN MOE AND EVEN JAILBIRD

[LISA]
BUT IF YOU BE NICE HE WON'T GRAB A KNIFE

[BART]
BUT DON'T FORGET HE ALWAYS LIE

[MARGE]
WELL I THINK SIDESHOW BOB SHOULD DIE
IT EXECUTED OR SUICIDE

[HOMER]
IT TIME FOR HIM TO HIT THE ROAD
THAT THE TIME THAT HE MUST GO

[BART]
IF THIS GOES DOWN IN JUST ONE SIMPLE FACT
IT UP TO US TO STOP HIS PLAN AND

[ALL]
STOP THAT BOB
STOP THAT BOB
SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL THAT ALL
STOP THAT BOB
STOP THAT BOB
SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL THAT ALL
STOP THAT BOB
STOP THAT BOB
SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL THAT ALL

[BART]
IF THIS CONTINUE IT THE END OF THE SIMPSONS
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS STOP HIS SIN