General disclaimer: Mr. Akamatsu, please don't sue me. I have nooo money. Besides, I admit that only the situation is mine, not the characters. And I am not making any money off of this, sooo… yeah, kill me not.
Writer's Note: This fic takes place just after Keitaro and Naru get married. R&R please!
Hinata-sou showdown
Chapter one
Kaolla Su, (Mol Mol princess and insane genius) resident of Hinata-sou, girl's dormitory, left her jungle room to find some fun. Her pirated movies, videogames and her numerous creations from the "Mecha" series left her bored and now she wanted to have fun. As she slid the door closed, she saw Keitaro (immortal impersonator extraordinaire) scrubbing down the Hallway floors. She began to run, on bare, silent feet, and performed one of her famous Flying Jump Kicks.
"Heyas Keitaro! Wanna play?" she said as her foot came into contact with his head. Keitaro's stomach was now soaked and most of his water was spilled.
"Damn it Su! Must you always do that!" he yelled. Su, grinning from year to ear, nodded. Keitaro threw his scrub brush at her, which she easily avoided and leapfrogged over him. Keitaro slid the empty bucket out of the middle of the corridor and gave chase. As her turned the corner, he smashed into Kitsune (Slacker to the MAX), knocker her down. She had already been drinking and dropped the bottle which she had been holding.
The bottle didn't break, but it did spill out all of its contents. She glared at Keitaro and yelled at him, "Watch where you're going!" and returned to her room for another, better bottle of sake.
Keitaro vaulted down the stairs to head of Su, who was now attempting to capture Tama-chan and make the flying turtle into a stew. But as he stepped out to grab her, Su performed another flying Jump Kick and continued after Tama-chan after stepping over Keitaro. (ouch…)
Keitaro lifted one of the large books from the coffee table and threw it at Su, but she easily caught it and took aim for the turtle she was pursuing. Unfortunately for the landlord, the book was one of Naru's, and she walked in just as it left his hand. The vein that pooped from her forehead when she was mad now bulged dangerously.
"That book… which I need so I can receive my masters degree… Do you know HOW much yen that cost me?" She dashed forward and gave Keitaro a ride on the Naru Express, through several doors and out into the open air hot spring where Motoko (Dojo sensei and Tokyo U Graduate) bathed. (Double ouch and uh-oh…).