Ahem, today… I'm going to tell you a story about brotherhood. When two brothers are separated, it could cause chaos, destruction, and mayhem.
When this is revealed to someone of dark intent, he wanted to use it as a chance to take over the confused world. But nothing ever goes as easily as expected when you separate the brothers of prophecy.
Kammy Koopa approached Lord Bowser. "Everything is in order, Your Sliminess," said the magikoopa.
"Excellent. Now I can use him against Mario! That's one minion he won't dare to fight!" Bowser laughed.
"Of course, my lord."
Mario woke up, confused. He said, "Eh, Luigi, why are you a-being so quiet right-a-now?" Luigi always kept Mario up late. But the green-clad plumber was nowhere in sight. Mario went back to bed. Luigi was probably in the bathroom or something.
The next morning, however, Luigi still wasn't in bed. A knock came at Mario's door. The plumber opened it up to find Toadsworth standing outside.
"Mario! Mario! It's quite dreadful, old bean," said Princess Peach's counselor. Mario knew exactly what was next. "Luigi has been kidnapped!"
"Not again," Thought Mario. "The princess needs… wait, LUIGI?"
"I'm-a-sorry, did you say Luigi?"
"I'm afraid so. The princess seems to be fine."
Far away, in Bowser's castle, Luigi woke up. "Ah, good morning, bro! Another great day for exploring the Mushroom Kingdom, don't you think? Bro?"
Opening his eyes, the man in green didn't see Mario, he saw only that strapped to a device, and Bowser operating it from across the room. "Bro? Bro? MAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOO!"