Shrek goes to the wizarding world By davidr28 please like my story and share with your pets friends moms dads imaginary friends
Shrek wakes up and makes himself breakfast. The onions are gone. Shrek howls a terrible scream and lumbers around the house then trips over a
lump. "WHO IS THIS AND WHERE ARE MY ONIONS"?! The lump moves to reveal itself to be a twerking tarantula with an anus infection. Shrek throws money
at it then buys more onions but gets a letter.
TO SHREK FROM DUMBLEDORE
YOU ARE A WIZARD NOW GO TO HOGWARTS GET CAULDRONS A WAND A PET A BROOM AND YOU WILL BE A WIZARD
P.S IF YOU DON'T COME YOU DIE
Shrek is very confused but goes to buy his stuff and brings donkey to hogwarts with his new land shark and an anus surgery.
24 hours later
SHREK. YOU ARE IN GRYFINDO-HUFFL-WAIT YOU ARE IN ONIONPLOW! *GASPING* an annoying little bitch gasps VERY loudly and shrek is very angry
with her so he punches her. A boy named Harry Potter is getting a lot of attention so shrek says wutz the big deal and everyone is astonished
shrek hasnt heard of harry potter so shrek asks who harry potter is called a bloody git.
Part 2 the fight remember to share my stroy with everyone you know by the way please please do it ill like you thanks
Shrek punches a the kid who called him a git in the nose and his red hair is messed up. Donkey tells shrek to calm down but shrek doesnt wanna.
The red haired kid people call ron roars and punches shrek but shrek quickly drops his bag of onions and they spill every where and Ron trips.
Someone tries to turn shrek into an onion but it doesnt work and shrek breaks their arm. Dumbledore comes over and asks people to calm down and
yells at shrek but shrek argues and says they started it but dumbledore says abra cadabra and shrek is stunned. all the kids laugh but that makes
shrek very angry so he punches dumbledore in the chest and kicks the kids who laughed and dumbledoure is hurt.