I really really like House of night! This is just a joke. Just a parody!
Please don't judge me for mistakes!
Disclaimer: I don't own House of Night!
Neferet: Oh Lenobia please! I know you will do that for me. You just need to go into the class room and tell them what they have to do. Then you wait until the lesson is over. Then you take with you what they wrote and bring it to my flat. That's really easy.
Lenoba: Well, may you be so kind and tell me why the hell I should do this?
Neferet: Because I have a date.
Lenobia: That's not my fault.
Neferet: Oh c'mon. Please Lenobia! Just once. He…he is amazing. Sexy, cute, nice, intelligent.
Lenobia: And if he is the fucking Christian Grey! I don't care!
Neferet: (hands the paper to Lenobia) Thank you Honey I love you (runs out of the stable)
Lenobia: Ah! Wait! I did not say that I will do this! Neferet? Neferet? Oh fuck!
Later at the class room:
Lenobia: Well and if you are finished you can handle your text to me
Student: Where is Neferet?
Lenobia: (whisperes) She has a date with Christian Grey
Student: I'm sorry I didn't catch this
Lenobia: Good this makes it easier for me not to explain to you what sarcasm means.
Student: Ehm…I'm sorry but now I don't even know what you are talking about!
Lenobia: Well this feeling is not new to me. Usually students are not able to handle my kind of humor.
Student: Well…what do you want to say with this?
Lenobia: Oh hell! (shouting at the student) I wanted to say that you all are fucking Idiots! Live with it!
Student: (silent)
Lenobia: And now? Don't you know what to say?
Student: I'm sorry for making you angry
Lenobia: (sighed) It's okay
Again later:
Another Student: (putting up her arm) Professor?
Lenobia: (stops reading, looks annoyed at the girl) Yes please?
Student: May I go tot he toilet?
Lenobia: Why? In about 20 minutes the break starts
Student: I really need to… (looking desperate)
Lenobia: And I need to be rescued from you all. The break starts in 20 minutes or do you have an overactive bladder?
Student: No but I get my period!
Lenobia: Well that's life honey! Do you think I just can go in and out as I want to?
Student: I'm sorry
Lenobia: Okay go tot he toilet
Student: (surprised)
Lenobia: Faster! Before I change my opinion!
Student: (walks out fast)
After Neferet came back:
Neferet: And how was it?
Lenobia: Like I've been in a zoo.
Neferet: What?
Lenobia: Students are just silly.
Neferet: I don't think they are.
Lenobia: Oh shut up and bang Christian Grey
Neferet: What? Who the fuck is Christian Grey?
Lenobia: You should better have read ‚50 Shades of Grey' then doing gang bangs all the time.
Neferet: What do you think about me? (angry)
Lenobia: Just the best darling. May I do my work now?
Neferet: I won't stop you (leaving the room)
Lenobia: (to herself) Well done Lenobia, you showed again how cool you are!