Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I don't have any money either!

35 Confessions Of A Total Bleach Freak

#1. In my Anime Club, I am called Aizen-sama, because of my hair and my, 'bitch curl'. Lol.

#2. I sometimes shout out randomly, "BANKAI!"

#3. I had a dream that Kisuke and I went into a Taco Bell. 0.o (That's why I wrote, Me, Kisuke, and Taco Bell.)

#4. I wear my Kisuke hat in public! It's funny, people call me funky. Lol.

#5. Lol. Mayuri pulls a sword...from his crotch. What an awkward place to put a sword.

#6. I WISH I WAS A SHINIGAMI!

#7. I had a dream once that I was a Captain, and a chibi Hanaturo made me a ham sandwich! But I never finished it, thanks to my mom, who woke me up.

#8. My friend thinks he's an Arrancar, Grimmjow to be exact. Very creepy.

#9. Gin is my bitch.

#10. Though I love Ichi/Ishi fics, I sometimes get very jealous of Ichigo. URYU IS MINE, CARROT-TOP!

#11. As many times as I've seen Ichigo and other characters get stabbed, and all, I still don't see how they live through it.

#12. I draw little bunnies on my school work. I drew one that looked like my teacher.

#13. At first I thought Byakuya was a girl.

#15. My dad is just like Isshin Kurosaki, looks, attitude and all. But it gets annoying...

#16. I named my red fish Ichigo, but he died three days later. :'(

#17. Randomly I start smiling like Gin, and giggle.

#18. When I look at Gin one thing rings in my head. "RAPE."

#19. I think Uryu is cute. (NERDS NEED LOVE.)

#20. Ichirin No Hana is my ring tone.

#22. I dreamed Shinji and Aizen had a Yo Mama fight.

#23. I think to myself sometimes...what if Uryu, instead of pushing up his glasses, accidentally stuck his fingers in his nose...?

#24. Randomly use Bakudo: Number One: Sai On my brother. He gets creeped out.

#25. My dad loves to say, "Scatter! Senbonzakura!" I always get people to love Bleach.

#26. One day when I watched an episode of Bleach, Ichigo was telling Renji to 'Take it off.'. I thought to myself. 'I bet Renji really wanted it.'

#27. I wish I had an Inner Hollow. I would be a total bad ass.

#28. If "Die!" meant "I love you!" than Grimmjow loves a lot of people.

#29. My dad screams 'Bankai' while sitting on the toilet. It's very disturbing.

#30. Every kitty I see, no matter if it's male or female, or the color, I always call it Mr. Yoruichi.

#31. I never liked Aizen. And when he left the Soul Society and took of his glasses and pulled back his hair, my mind was changed.

#32. I sometimes wish for Toshiro's hair.

#33. When I think of Ukitake, I think of Pikachu.

#34. I once thought about getting a life-size cut out of Gin. But then I'd probably have lots of nightmares.

And last, but no least.

Is the ultimate Bleach Confession.

#35. I LOVE BLEACH!

THANK TITE KUBO-DONO FOR MAKING SUCH AN AWESOME MANGA! AND THANK THE PEOPLE WHO TURNED IT INTO AN AMAZING ANIME! THANK YOU PEOPLE WHO TURNED IT INTO VIDEO GAMES, AND MOVIES, AND MORE! -faints-

I LOVE YOU ALL! AHH!