"Why would you bring me BACK to the beach? Don't you remember what happened last time?" Dan asked, angry that Chris was making him go to the beach.
"Dan, this time, we're not gonna be on the beach. We're going on a submarine voyage to the bottom of the sea" Chris said
"Well I still don't like it" Dan pouted. They went in the submarine and head out to sea. Dan spotted a pineapple with a square yellow sponge coming out of it and waving to them "Hey, what's a pineapple doing at the bottom of the –"
"WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" Chris freaked out. Elise tried to control the sub but failed. They put on their scuba gear and left the vessel. "Oh, this is all my fault. If I hadn't seen that little sponge and got distracted…"
"Hi, I'm SpongeBob!" the yellow sponge came up to them and said
"YOU DID THIS! SPOOOOOOOONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"
Then, the episodes title came on the screen "DAN VS: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
"Can you keep it down, I am trying to – Who are you?" Squidward asked from out the window.
"I'm SpongeBob, Squidward you silly –" SpongeBob began
"Not you, you moron, them!"
"I am Dan and if you would excuse me, I am TRYING to plan my REVENGE on this IDIOTIC CUBE for CRASHING my SUBMARINE! And that's Chris and Elise."
"Revenge? On SpongeBob? Hold on a minute" Squidward said, heading down the stairs and out the door. "Why don't you step into my house and we can discuss this "revenge" scheme over a nice cup of tea, huh?"
"That sounds lovely, Mr… Uh… what's your name again?" Dan wondered
"Squidward Q. Tentacles, my good man" Squidward responding, shutting the door before Chris and Elise could go inside.
"So… what are we gonna do now?" Chris asked
"Well, looks like Dan has all the help he needs with his revenge scheme for today… wanna go… Find out where we are, seriously, this place looks like a normal town but… underwater, how did they do this?" Elise went on
"Sure" Chris said as they saw the "Bikini Bottom" sign, telling them where they were
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"So, you mean to tell me YOU hate SpongeBob TOO? Well then why do you live nextdoor to him!" Dan asked
"…No one would by the house when I tried to move…"
"Well, if I were you, I would have gotten revenge on that yellow fool long ago!"
"Well, I would have, but I could never find someone willing to help me exact my revenge… though I have been scheming for about 12 years."
"Good, what do you have so far?"
"…Well, to be honest, nothing. I could never think of anything. I've been trying for twelve years, but I always get distracted by my clarinet"
"Well why don't you get revenge on clarinets?"
"You can't get revenge on a musical instrument! It's an inanimate object!"
"Well, it seems we have very different viewpoints when it comes to who or whom you can and cannot get revenge on. I for one know it's possible to get revenge on inanimate objects. Why, just this year I've gotten revenge on New Mexico, an animal shelter, Canada, Traffic, Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre, Baseball, the beach, technology, and art."
"Wow… I stand corrected. Anyway, I know SpongeBob very well, and we could easily make his life miserable by combating him through what's closest to him, such as his pet snail, Gary, his best friend, Patrick, his job at the Krusty Krab –"
"Wait wait wait, what's a Krusty Krab?"
"A disgusting restaurant that serves unhealthy, vile food"
"Why would anyone eat at such a place? It's even got the word "crusty" in the name!"
"I have no idea, other than the fact that everyone in Bikini Bottom is an utter buffoon"
"So, what you're saying is, if we take down the Krusty Krab, we mess up SpongeBob?"
"Well, yes, but you see I –"
"Enough! Where's your local explosives store?"