Here lies Kyouske Negima
A friend, A brigade member, A hero
1993-2019
May he rest in peace.
The tombstone seemed to have a serene look to it on this day. The funeral procession was filled with people, a lot of them I only know by face while others I know from their affiliation with the brigade. I noticed Taniguchi and Kunkida. It surprised me to see them come to the funeral until I saw Taniguchi comforting one of the young ladies. Asshole. As I looked across the group of people from a distance, I finally found who I was looking for.
The SOS brigade.
Yuki Nagato was staring at the casket. Like always, her face never showed how she was feeling about this, and from this distance I was unable to look for the subtleties that tell how she's feeling.
Next was Mikuru Asahina. She looked like she had been crying for days, and her being a time traveler didn't help things, because she probably felt she could've seen this coming.
Itsuki Koizumi was standing there comforting a girl as well, but if I knew him I know exactly who the girl is. His face didn't have that creepy smile plastered to it, which I was thankful for because it would have been extremely out of place.
And finally the girl, the one I should be most worried about. While she hid her face, she still wore that bright orange armband. Even at a funeral, she still has the gall to have that symbol of stupidity wrapped around her arm.
The priest came up and started speaking. And then he asked others to come up. No one's speech really meant anything to me anymore, but it was rather emotional to see all of them speak. Even Nagato went up and read a poem.
After all this, the people started to leave. Once they did I went over to the casket.
"Sorry old friend, but it was necessary. Kyon can't be in this world now." I heard rather quiet footsteps behind me. " So when did you notice that I wasn't dead?"
"There was approximately 9.2 seconds when this interface believed that you had left this planet." Of course it wouldn't take Nagato long to figure out I wasn't dead.
"Actually, Kyon is dead. But as I was one of the closest people who knew him, it's only fitting I go to the funeral." I then noticed someone at the door. "It's not polite to eavesdrop, Koizumi."
"Your detection abilities are amazing, and your abilities as an esper have far surpassed even my superiors. But is false death necessary?" If only he knew
"This wasn't a false death, Kyon is dead."
"If so, then will I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Smartass.
"The name's John Smith, nice to meet you."
Key: so for those who have no idea what's going on well just review because more details will come into play at a later date.
Kyon: So wait, I'm dead?
Key: no you just took your alias as your true name now.
John: oh…
Key: so could you do the disclaimer now please?
John: keyblader1991 does not own Haruhi Suzimiya
Key: but John Smith does!
John: WHAT!?!?
Key: Don't Deny IT!!!