Disclaimer. I don't own transformers, or the Hulk which helped inspire this fanfiction! Anything else you recognize as someone else's brainchild is also not mine! There's not enough of this pairing, so I had to fix that!

Jack had ended up in this canyon by accident. The spacebridge had ditched him out here… He called out "Hello!" A couple of times, but to no avail. No autobots, no cell phone bars… There wasn't even a cloud in the sky!

He sat against the wall, waiting in the shade.

He heard steps approaching him. Cybertronian steps! He ran to their source. Only to find it wasn't an autobot, it was Skyquake!

"Hello." He stuttered, meeting the mech's gaze. It went to him and picked him up.

"Hmm… Hello to you too. You may call me skyquake, what is your designation?"

"Jack Darby."

Skyquake ran a finger against Jack's hair. So small and helpless- but so cute!

A few hours later…

Jack was hungry and tired. So hungry… He voiced his feelings.

Not wanting jack to get loose in civilization and never return, he called megatron, telling him he'd return to ship. He commed Knockout, asking for him to retrieve some food for Jack's arrival.

He put Jack in his cockpit and flew to the ship. Megatron was his only master, but this fleshy- all Skyquake wanted was Jack to be happy.

Inside the cockpit Jack was comfortable. The seat seemed to be made out of fluffy clouds, and Skyquake's seatbelt was lax enough he could move. It was warm. He seemed to melt into a deep dreamless slumber after a few minutes.

At the nemesis…

Skyquake arrived. His master and Soundwave were the first to meet him. He transformed carefully around his new pet. He held Jack in one hand.

"Skyquake, long time no see. Are you ready to get back in the war against the autobots?"

"Yes my Lord."

"Do you truly desire to keep this particular insect? We can gladly replace him."

"Yes my Lord."

"Then it seems the two of you will need a visit to med bay. Knockout is waiting on you. Humans require much maintenance, so he'd better behave or he is off the ship. Understand?"

"Yes my lord."

Knockout had finished Skyquake's medical exam, amazed by how the human's mere presence suddenly turned the warrior into a very quiet very compliant mech. Knockout was careful not to wake the human as he did the fleshy's health exam. He had a syringe full of vaccines ready to go when-

"Will that hurt Jack?"

"It'll be painless. Don't worry, it's only a vaccine."

Skyquake nodded his approval. Injecting the organic with a microchip would be a death sentence, this did not need vocalizing. He watched as the medic slipped down the fleshy's pants and injected him. The human didn't even stir. The medic pulled his pants back up. He waited 5 minutes and woke Jack.

"Jaa-aahh-ack."

Jack's eyes flew wide open, full of fear.

"Don't worry, I won't harm you. Skyquake has your back. Are you hungry?"

He nodded. Knockout gave him a pint of raspberries, a loaf of bread, some cheese, and a sliced apple. A glass of water was conveniently within arm's reach.

"Thank you Knockout." Jack said before politely eating his fill. Skyquake had taken him to the Nemesis. It appeared they valued skyquake enough to let the mech keep him. Knockout took the opportunity to educate skyquake on human needs.

"Now since we'd rather not waste decepticon warrior time on retrieving food for your pet all the time, I'll have breakdown program his nutritional needs into the organic substance reproducer in the Rec Room. He will need a place to deposit his waste…."

Knockout listed all his needs, and how to meet him. Jack dozed off during the "Lesson".

He awoke to find he was on skyquake's lap. He stood and yawned.

"I need to use the bathroom…"

He was given access to the facilities. After that, he had some of the raspberries and two slices of bread for breakfast. He felt the knots in his hair, and began to work them out with his fingers. Skyquake brushed his hair for him, being careful not to pull too hard.

Skyquake picked him up and whisked him away to the wash racks. He bathed jack in a giant bowl of warm soapy water, rinsing him off in the sink. He wrapped the shivering exposed human in a towel. He somewhat patted his human dry, which the organic helped in this process.

"Dreadwing, my brother, has gotten you this as a gift." The mech said handing the human a black long sleeve shirt with the decepticon symbol on it, and a pair of black sweat pants.

"You must tell him 'thank you' for me."

The human put the clothes on, letting the con brush his hair again.

"Should I blow dry your hair?"

"It'll dry just fine the way it is…"

They left the wash room, Jack on Skyquake's shoulder.

Skyquake went into some nether region of the ship. This place had huge crates and alien objects everywhere. Jack was set on a crate.

"Stay there."

He nodded, watching as the mech looked for something. He disappeared behind a pile of crates, coming out with a human sized cage. He put some clean rags from his subspace in there after blowing off the dust.

"There. Now until we make another waste disposal unit for you, you'll have to take care of that in med bay. Give me a few minutes warning if you can…"

He nodded, watching as the mech placed what appeared to be a hanging water dispenser in the cage, along with a small bowl.

Jack was soon perched on Skyquake's shoulder again, not looking forward to using his cage. He kept his eyes on the floor as they passed a couple of mechs in the hall.

Later…

The cage was all set up. Jack had been put in it to see if he approved.

"No. It is a cage. I can be locked in."

"I would never lock you in. I would only lock others out."

It had most all his needs.

"If I need to dispose waste whilst the world is locked out?"

"By the end of the week there'll be a disposal unit."

Jack met Skyquake's optics, and plopped down on his giant make shift bed. He dozed for about half an hour, only to wake and find Skyquake had watched him. He stretched his limbs.

"Umm… Humans do require exercise. Can we go for a walk or something?"

"Of course." Skyquake said lifting him out of the cage. He then put a collar on Jack's neck.

Jack tried to pull it off. Skyquake waggled one finger in the air. "NO. Bad human."

Jack stopped.

"I'm not your pet." The collar then adjusted itself so it now rested aboved his collar bone. It was relatively light, but it was extra weight nonetheless. Now it wasn't so irritating at least.

"I don't think of you as that… But you have to wear the collar so all the other 'cons know your not some wild human that wandered on the ship."

3 weeks later…

Jack was getting along swimmingly with the other mechs on board. Soundwave was growing attached to Jack. Knockout had been notified of the fact that Jack's hair now covered his eyes. Jack wasn't the 'fashion over function' type, all he cared about was cleanliness. Knockout had asked Skyquake if he could groom the mop of a mascot they now had. The medic got his permission.

That's why Jack was here now, laying in a dentist chair. He had taken off his shoes and socks, and now was patiently letting the medic give him a pedicure. He sat still as the medic now attended to his fingernails. Jack wasn't complaining- it felt quite nice to have his nails done. He was completely relaxed by the time Knockout was done- why did guys frown upon manicures?

Knockout put a heavy cloth around Jack's torso, draping it from his shoulders. He set a couple heat-lamps on his nails. Jack looked at his now black nails, and the tiny symbols on his nails. Half were decepticon emblems, while the rest seemed to be cybertronian letters. The chair adjusted so its back was shortened, and a part of it extended to gently (but firmly) wrap around his neck. (His collar had been removed by Skyquake. Soundwave was silently watching, so Skyquake knew nothing would happen.) He felt metal travel up his neck, so a horizontal strip of metal was under his chin. It reached up to his cheek. It was cool, but surprisingly soft. Jack realized he now was sitting up.

"Jack. Be still."

"What are you doing?" He could talk, he just couldn't turn his head.

"Giving you a haircut."

Jack stayed quiet after that, relaxing as the medic brushed his hair. Soon he was brushing and cutting, and Jack let himself fall asleep.

He awoke to find the chair was being laid back, and it had released his head. He sat up, now free of the heavy cloth. He let Knockout tie a purple bow on his neck and add a pretty little bell on it. Jack had a hunch that the little bell would get annoying soon enough. Knockout clasped something on the bow that rested on the back of his neck. The round bell was like a giant version of the jingle bells that would adorn the Darby family Christmas tree, and it had 2 decepticon symbols on its front and back.

"Thank you knockout." Jack forced out of his mouth, knowing the medic's temper.

"Your welcome little one."

Jack got out of the chair. The bell chimed sweetly. "What of master's electric collar?"

"He requested a cuter collar. It does most of the other functions your old one did, but it won't shock you."

"Can I look at myself in a mirror?"

Knockout produced a large mirror from a drawer. He held it up so Jack could see. Jack looked pretty good, the bow added an all too innocent cuteness to his appearance. He could live with it though.

"Can master still track me with this?"

"Yes." The medic replied nonchalantly.

"What if someone takes it off?"

"They'll have me to deal with, my sweet." Skyquake said patting the organic on the head. Jack hadn't noticed Skyquake enter the room, so he was quite surprised to see his new 'buddy' so close to him.

What happens next? Where does this go? Surprise! You get a chance to decide. Post your idea (I'll gladly take prompts too!) in a review and I'll use it somehow! (I can't say how, I don't know what genius ideas you guys have yet. Let's find out!) Or you can just leave a non-prompt filled response. Now go, my readers, go and press the review button! PS- Awesome prompts will be met with a chapter of the just right length. I will meet up to the first 20 prompts as fast as I can. The rest after that- I will do as I have time.