Triangle, a final fantasy xiii fanfic

A/N: Just like Tough Love, this is purely for fun so enjoy it for what it is. It hasn't been beta-read so if anyone spots any mistakes, don't hesitate to point them out. This series of drabbles focuses on a triad I personally find smokin' hot :D so if you have a problem with threesome implications, then this fanfic is not for you. I wanted to try for humor this time around, since that isn't really my specialty with writing. Yes, I'm aware of the fact that Serah x Snow are engaged in the game but I'm going to tell you right now... :) I don't care. I write to entertain myself as well as others and I am no slave to canon. If slash fans are allowed to twist anyone's sexuality when THAT isn't even canon to the storyline, then I'm entitled to any shipping or triad that interests me. Fan fiction itself will never be canon, no matter the author, simply because no one here is Square Enix so that right there should let readers know to not take pairings or triads so damn seriously. Not every drabble is always connected to the other because I'm handling this the same way I am handling Tough Love when it comes to themes. Should any drabble have direct connections to another in any way, I will point that out so you readers can be aware. Rating may lift in the future and if any drabble has a "steamy scene," you'll be warned. I accept constructive criticism and feedback is always appreciated; I ask of you to please not flame me. If you do not like the triad - Lightning/Snow/Fang - or drabble, simply find something else to read.

Triangle

By Phoenix-of-Twilight

"You know that swimsuit is ugly."

"With tits like these, hun, I don't think anyone cares."

The two women exchanged glares with one another on the beach while Snow and Sazh stood on the other side of the volleyball court. The blond sweat dropped at the heavy tension in the air.

"Come on girls, let's save the cat fight for later and enjoy the game."

Lightning turned her icy gaze on the man, earning a nervous laugh from him.

"I don't know what he sees in you. You're nothing but a cock-tease."

The soldier growled. "What was that!?"

"You seduce the poor guy shamelessly and never put out. I'm surprise he hasn't gone after your sister seeing as how Serah is much more appealing and wouldn't hold out the way you do."

Lightning drew Blaze Edge in a flash. "How dare you!"

"Uh… Ladies," Sazh tried this time to maintain the peace.

Fang smiled smugly at the seething woman. "It's the truth right? I bet you've never pleased him."

"For your information, wench, Snow and I have done it plenty of times!"

"Is that right?"

"Damn straight! And if you know what is good for you, you'll keep off my property!"

The raven haired warrior purrs.

"When you put it like that, you make it all the more worthwhile to claim the goods." She drew her own weapon, standing in a defensive position with her spear ready for action.

"Oh come on! Can't we at least have an off day without any fighting!?" whined the melee fighter.

"Be quiet you!" Lightning hissed.

"Word of advice, amazon, if you continue to act too hard or manly, you'll eventually turn him off. No one likes someone with too much pride that isn't making the same effort as the other person."

Violence breaks out, swimsuits get ripped and blood ends up spilled all over the sands by the two males witnessing the death match.

"I will never lose Snow to you!" The strawberry-blond was in a deadlock with Fang.

"Then why not share him with me?"

"What!?"

The vixen leans closer with a kinky smile on her face. "Ménage à trios."

Taking advantage of the stunned Lightning, the woman scored an easy victory this round.