Changing the Tide
Chapter 1: Getting to know the- Nice Ladies!
"…The hell am I doing old man?" The scene starts off inside the Sandaimes' office. Inside was none other than the Sandaime himself, Hiruzen Sarutobi, and some mysterious ninja( If his Hitai-ate was anything to go by). The ninja seemed to be 5'll, with long, shoulder length orange hair that was straight in the middle, and spiky at the ends. He had on a long black sleeved shirt with black ninja slacks and black ninja combat boots, finishing it off with an open burnt orange jacket. You couldn't see his eyes because they were covered in a black, Konoha Hitai-ate with long ends.
"You heard me, Shinpi, you are to-" "I HEARD THAT! I MEAN WHY!" " you know well and good why, it was unforseen that Iwa would off and go attack the western Fire country, considering their geographical position, and we had to send the new Jonin sensei's to deal with it along with half the ANBU! You're the only one left here at the village who has the experience necessary enough to train the decent graduatees." "…Me and you both know what happened last time-" "Yes-but unlike back then, you can think clearly. Now it's time for you to meet your team-er, or should I say unit?" "…Whatever." Shinpi muttered as he walked out of the office- Intent on finding his unit.
Later, Academy-
"GAAAAHHH-I'm so booooooored!" A blonde girl of 13 said as she sat at a desk with another 13-year old girl with lavender eyes." N-N-Naruko-chan, m-maybe we should w-wait more than five m-m-minutes for our sensei to a-arrive?" The lavender eyed girl asked the orange clad girl. "But Hinataaaaaa- I'm hungry~" Naruko pouted at (the newly named) Hinata." NARUKO-BAKA! SHUT-UUUUUUP!"A pink haired girl shouted as she suddenly appeared next to Naruko and punched her upside the head, in turn making her head hit the desk."N-Naruko-chan!" Hinata spoke worriedly as she tried to pry Naruko's head out of the desk. "Well- now that that's settled-""STAY AWAY!" A bluish black haired girl clad in a blue girl Uchiha clan shirt and a white skirt yelled as she ran away from another, more platinum haired girl with hearts in her eyes. "But Sasuka-chan! We were MEANT for each other!" she shouted as she kept going after the Uchiha girl. Suddenly appearing in front of the blonde was the pink haired girl ( the HELL does she keep doing that?!), and let me tell ya-
She looked none too pleased.
"INO-PIG! Sasuka-chan is MINE!" she screeched so loudly that it woke up a sleeping bruenette girl, who muttered something along the lines of "Troublesome" and "Bitch", and almost made one cute, chubby girl with light brown short hair choke on a potato chip (and also almost made a certain blind ninja sensei trip and fall from the ceiling and blow his cover-almost. ….. but not before his MUCH more sensitive ears bleed.). But he wasn't the only one who was effected in that way- "GAH! I'd call her a bitch- but that would be an insult to ME!" A wild, spiky haired bruenette with a white puppy on her head yelled as she rubbed her ears. "… Agreed." Came a monotonous voice from the… girl(?) beside her- the only indication of gender being the slightly feminine tone of voice.
(Hhhhhhhm? Let's see hear- A ramen addict-) Here, said girl sneezed… while she was unconcious,(A stalker of said ramen addict-) Here, the lavender eyed girl sneezed- but very elegantly- ever the Hyuuga,(A sexually frustrated lesbian blonde-) Here, the blonde was just about to grab the Uchiha when she sneezed and tripped, allowing Sasuka to escape- and for said girl to thank whatever God was listening,(An emo Uchiha with fangirls- scratch that, make that just an Uchiha-) Here, said girl retracted her thanks as she sneezed and tripped on her two feet, allowing the pink haired one to catch and tie up the girl with rope she got from-somewhere,( A pink haired screeching LESBIAN banshee… that will pay-) Here, said girl didn't just sneeze, she shivered in fear, giving the blonde just enough time to reach in and grab the Uchiha, but she almost immediately snapped out of it and gave chase,(A lazy Nara who has issues staying awake-) Here, the girl attempted to sneeze but her head just drooped and she started snoring,(An Akamichi that seems WAY too kind hearted to even be a medic nin-) Here, the akamichi sneezed, finally lodging the stuck potato chip out of her throat, causing her to sigh in relief….. and pick it back up and re-eat it,(An Inuzuka who has territorial issues and seems to be seeking some kind of mate WAY too soon then she should be-) Here, the girl sneezed, and, following by example, her little puppy did too,(And an Aburame who- um….. okay nothing really wrong actually… that I know of-) Here… actually nothing happened here.(Well- could've done worse- the old bastard COULD HAVE put me with Gai Jr.-*SHIVER*, well, guess I should reveal myself-) Here (I know, even I'M getting sick of it), he finally stopped the chakra output to his feet and flipped so that he landed(Silently, mind you-) in the back of the room.
"Hey." He said to catch their attention. Didn't cut it." Hey!" he said louder to get their attention… to no avail. "HEY GOD DAMN IT!" He shouted. Nada. At this he got mad and he suddnely burst-
"Katon:Chumoku!" He suddenly yelled as out of his mouth shot nine volleys of fireworks- each heading toward a different target. This got their attention as out of no where a firework popped right in front of there heads (And- in one case, a head got set on fire. That'll teach the bit-)-MOVING ON!" Alright- 'bout damn time I got your attention. Now, what most of you are thinking is – 'Well, who the hell is that?', well guess what?!" He said as suddenly all the clocks in the Academy- hell, even the VILLAGE- turned to noon. "For the next day- 24 hours, 1,440 minutes, 86,400 seconds, 8,640,000 milliseconds-You all my bitch!"
Original Jutsu:
Katon:Chumoku-Fire style:Pay Attention!
Rank:D
Description: User sends out up to ten small fireworks that can home in and pop right in front of the target. Almost no practical use for this jutsu in battle.
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