Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Merlin it all belongs to the BBC all I own is the twisted plot XD

A/N: This fic was inspired by my And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon fic but has nothing to do with it, no Alia no nursery rhymes ect. If you must know the exact image? It was Gaius paired with the little dog line and a conversation with Lovewithoutlimits

Warnings: None yet...except may cause twitchiness and insanity later on

This Is Why I Shouldn't Be Trusted

Merlin flicked through his trusty magic book looking for something that would help him out of this mess. Arthur just could not keep his mouth shut, could he? Then again, Merlin supposed it was probably partly his fault. The saying was curiosity killed the cat, after all. The Prince just had to get all competitive with the visiting princess, whose attempts of seduction Arthur had brushed off and unintentionally started a 'I'm better then you' fight, although it was not acknowledged out loud for fear of them realising how childish they were being.

Therefore, now Merlin was trying to find away to win the competition he and the Princess' maid had been dragged into. He grinned when he found what he needed. Concentrating Merlin held out his hand and focus on it "lǣtanmecāsmēaganǣhcgesceaft" he hissed and frowned when noting happened. With an annoy growl he narrowed his eyes "lǣtanmecāsmēaganǣhcgesceaft" his eyes flashed gold and he felt the magic coil around his hand he grinned and pressed the ball of magic into his head wincing at the strange feeling. "I did it!" he laughed then frowned and suddenly cried out falling of his bed clutching his head. The room flashed before everything went black.

...

Merlin groaned as he started to feel again, he wanted to be back in the black chasm, his head was pounding, and it felt like he had hit it along with landing on his shoulder in an awkward way. Sighing, his eyes opened and he sat up looking around. He stood and winced as his joints clicked. He put the book under the floor bored and turned to leave he would try later.

"Hello Gaius" Merlin said as he passed the elder man.

"Baaaa"

"What!?!" he spun on his heel falling ungracefully in a heap and jumping back up eyeing Gaius

"Baaa Ba Baaa Baaaaaa" Merlin's eyes widened as Gaius 'Baa-ed' as if he was actually talking and seemed to expect an answer

"Oh no." Merlin muttered and closed his eyes. He was CURSED! All he had wanted was to be able to understand animals so he could find out what was wrong with the Princess' horse, so he could win the bet. Not have Gaius talk like one. Someone knocked on the door, Merlin watched it open, and Arthur came in raising an eyebrow "Sorry Arthur I was just on my way"

"Woof!"

"Oh I am in so much trouble," he muttered with a groan. Now he had to work out how to fix this. "This," he said to Arthur "is why I shouldn't be trusted, everything always goes wrong."

"Grrrrwoof!" Merlin just sighed.

Should I continue?