:33 Nepeta's Pov
Ch 1) BANG! BANG! BANG! You jump as someone bangs on the door. ":33 meow who could pawsibly be?" You mutter and get up from your shipping to answer it. "OPEN UP THE FUCKIN DOOR NEPETA!" ":33 oh it's karkitty" you exclaim and hurry to open it " ;33 hi karkitty!" you say as you open the door "OK WHOES SMARTASS IDEA WAS IT TO DARE GAMZEE TO EAT 10 FUCKIN SLIME PIES AT ONE TIME?" "/:33 what do you mean?" "SOMEONE FUCKIN DARED HIM TO AND HE DID IT AND NOW HE'S HULLOCINATING, MUTTERING, AND HAS A GIANT STOMACHE ACHE!" he pauses to take a breath "AND HE TOLD ME YOU, VRISKA, EQUIUS, AND JOHN WERE THERE WHEN HE DID IT NOW WHO WAS IT!" you notice his face is as red as a tomato ":33 oh that? Hehe yeah it was kinda funny for awhile until he wouldn't stop muttering but yeah it was vwriskers!" " you mean vriska?" ":33 yeah oh and I'm going over to pawzees in a second to give him some calming tea." "WAIT WHAT? WHY?!" ==[oh and if you don't read homestuck he isn't really yelling all the time I'm just useing the characters typing quirks]== " :33 to calm him down of course duh" " HE DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT!" ":33 yes he does you'll see" eeeeeEeeEeEEEEEEEEEEEE "WTF WAS THAT!" ":33 oh the tea is done" you run to the kitchen and pour the the hot water into a water bottle then you add some orange mint tea leaves into it and close the cap and shake it slightly ":33 *ac pounces on karkat* I'm ready to go karkitty *she says*" karkat grumbles "FINE FUCKASS YOU CAN COME" when you get to gamzees house you notice two of his windows are broken "FUCK I HOPE HE DIDN'T HURT HIMSELF" you hear karkat mutter as you enter the house. You see overturned slime pies and half spilled faygo bottles litering the floor. HOOOOOOOONNNK "eek" you squeal as you accidentally step on one of gamzees horns. Well that was going to happen eventually because they are everywhere "GOG THIS PLACE IS A MESS" " :33 well its pawzees home after all" you look around ":33 speaking of gamzee where is he?" " HeY MoThErFuCkErS HoW aBoUt We SlAm A FaY- AugRr" he groans as another stomache ache kicks in "/:33 here pawzee drink this it will make feel better" you say as you hand him the bottle with tea in it ":33 and drink efury last drop" he takes it and drinks every last drop and then flops down on the couch " tHaNks My FuRrY FrIeNd" he says " BuT cOmE HeRe I NeEd To teLl YoU SoMeThInG" you come closer and lean down thinking he was going to whisper something to you but instead he leans in fast, kisses you on the lips and pulls away "ThErE YoU Go NePsIs nOw iVe ThAnKeD YoU EnOf- HeY WhErE YoU GoInG?" blushing madly you run out of gamzees house and towards your cave leaving a surprised karkat and a confused gamzee behind. ==[this is my first ship hope you liked it]==