I've been writing so much for OHSHC lately so I decided I'd write one based on my favorite pairing ever: THE TWINS AND HARUHI! They are TOO cute. Especially after reading OHSHC manga volume 11. I was freaking. Out. Period. Anyways, I've decided to do something a bit differently with this one. Haruhi agrees to be the twins' dress-up doll for one day (with a wager of five giant tunas per hour). What will happen in this one day they get together, and what happens when the day is over?
Chapter 1
"No no no no no no NO!" Haruhi screeched. The twins blinked in surprise. It was the loudest she'd ever yelled in the music room. "I will NOT be your dress-up doll!"
"But Haruhi," the twins replied in unison, "what if we gave you a giant tuna piece per hour?"
"A piece?" Haruhi rolled her eyes. Once Tamaki had sent her a whole basket of giant tuna. "More like ten."
"Three?" Kaoru said hopefully.
"No. Seven."
"Five?" Hikaru came back with.
"Fine. Five pieces of giant tuna per hour. But I'll only do it for one day."
"Aw, come on! Only one?" the twins pouted.
"Yes! Only one! Knowing you, you'll dress me up in some ridiculous costumes and make me take pictures then sell them to adoring girls waiting for me to cosplay."
"Hey, that's a good idea!"
"Oh, brother."
"Relax, Haruhi," Kaoru whispered in her ear.
"Let it all slip away," Hikaru said in her other ear. Haruhi's eyes began to droop. She felt her world go black...
"STOP! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRESS UP WHEN I'M ASLEEP ON THE GROUND?!" Haruhi said, coming to her senses.
"I just wanted to carry you when you were peaceful," Hikaru said.
"But I wanted to hold her!" Kaoru whined.
"Keep your dirty hands away from me. I can walk just fine." Haruhi started towards the door. "Well?" she asked, turning around. "We've got a lot of dressing up to do, don't we?"
Alright, I know this chapter was short. That's just because it's an introduction chapter. The next ones will be longer, promise!