Oh dead lord this fic is a mess. I know it, the few readers know it, and now I'm doing something about it. Extending, fixing, redoing, EVERYTHING. Ain't I cool? Back with a GRANDSLAM

"SPAAACE! I'm in space!"

"yeah yeah I know...were both in space mate."

wheatley was getting tired of the constant blabber from the other core, why won't he just shut up? Was a few moments of silence too much to ask?As much as he hated to admit it, and he REALLY hated to admit it, but he'd rather be back in those labs with thr robot lunatic Then out here. What he Wouldn't give for just a few moments peace! The first few hours of it had been bearable, but after three years, four months, and six days? The thought of just another second of hearing it was painful.

"what I wouldent give for just five minutes, just five!, to tell her how sorry I am...really. And it's NOT because I'm stranded in space...though that might be part of it... But I really, truly, seriously, completely, am sorry. She probably Wouldn't wanna hear me anyhow. It's been far too long..besides! She's most likely forgotton bout me!"

"*gasps* space! Ohh space! Over there! And there! Hhuh! Huh! Gotta see it all!"
"SATILIGHT!*gasps* more space stuff!"

"yeah. Yeah space stuff..."

then Wheatley realized the core hadent just been blabbering, there was actually was a Satilight! A bloody huge one at that!

"*static* yeah yeah...yeah b-*fading into static again*"

" oi?whats that? Ah. Must be from the Satilight... Wait...if there's a signal coming in... I might be able to SEND ONE OUT!"

wheatley couldn't believe this. who can he call?

"...well...only one person I can call I suppose.."

"a few minutes later he managed to call the one place he never thought he'd want to contact. He even left a message too.

" Uh...hello! It's uh...me!...Wheatley...still stranded in space...as I'm sure you know..?. you're probably still down there...testing and such...listen. I was wondering..could you possibly...bring me BACK? From,space, I mean...of corse I mean from space..hahaheh...it would be mad to think I ment anywhere else!...of corse your probably wondering 'why should I let this little...idiot... Back HERE?' because...uh...OH! Because I have a deal for you! You bring me back and I let you kill me! Well...not, right away though... Needa some something. Just a quick thing won't take a moment really/span the-oh the signals fading! Well I suppose that's it. So...uh...yeah."

'your so dead...'

Wheatley couldent help thinking. Why was he so stupid? Why did he have to go and do a thing like that? It was suicide! Mad! Well, what's done is done...

a considerable amount of time later, about 758 rotations around the moon later actually, he heard another signal. This time incoming. and heaven behold, he know the voice on the other side.

"look you little moron. Ill bring you back solely because I want revenge. But...if this 'thing' takes longer then 10 minutes, your dead. I'm about an hour you'll be pulled back down to the lab. If I where you, I'd be praying that would i actually consider letting you do anything before I kill you."

and, about an hour later, wheatly DID start to be pulled back down to earth.

"SPAAACE!"

"yeah! Yeah I know mate! You can uh..STAY in..space, BUT IM GOIN HOME!"