The Day Equestrians Met The 3rd Street Saints
Chapter 1: And So it has begun...
It was just another day for the King of the Universe, "The Boss" as everyone knew him was smoking some loa dust with Johnny Gat and Shaundy while Pierce… Well who the hell gives a fuck 'bout Pierce… Anyway the boss was so fucking bored (since he did that shit every day for the past 2 years after defeating Zinyak and conquered the last opposing planet in the universe) so he decided to leave the room while he was still not high to watch some tv.
"Avengers asem…" "Seen it" said the bored man with a latino accent (yes he is latino in my story) "Luke im your fat…" "gay!" said the boss in a annoyed way while he changed the channel. So went the channel surfing and the result was the same he has seen it all, even the porn channel that the zin made that showed gross ass stuff that only a class A+ perv would jack off to was boring for him until he finally saw a tv show he had never saw before, maybe he did not saw it because of what Johnny would think of him. Never the less he and Shaundy where as high as shit so he started watching the intro. "My little pony, my little pony…" he was so fucking gross out of the show only one tough came to his mind "if only I had the technology to go in their universe and showed them that that friendship shit is sooo fucking retarded, then I would make those Princesses my slaves so they can see the true colors of life". Then his eyes widened and like if he had won the Genky Bowl, Murder Brawl and Became President and then ruler of the entire universe all at the same time jump up and down like he was on crack and finally shouted "the fuck I can!".
A Few days before that:
"who the fuck do you think you are Miller" Yelled Kinzie, a red hair with glasses that was wearing a lab coat at Matt a Young man in his early twenties wearing mascara in both his eyes and who allways dressed in black, "Smarter than you that's for sure Kensington", Yelled the young man. The fight went for hours till the boss decided to intervine. "Que Carajo Pasa" He said in Spanish, "in English please!" said both of them looking straight at him. The boss took a deep breath and then shouted in English "what da fuck is going on here!" he said after looking at them straight in the eye. Then both Kinzie and Matt knew they had to explain to him was goin' on. "Matt here is trying to use the time traveling portal to convert it in to a tv portal" explained Kinzie in an angry way. "A what?" the boss said in confusion. "A portal that lets you travel to a tv series universe" Matt explained. "Miller your as crazy as fuck if you think I'm going to let you turn a piece of modern alien engineering into a tv portal so you can go to that fucking gay ass night blade universe only to meet that stupid guy" she shouted at him "it's only to see if it will have any effect in the tv when we go to it, also we can use it to get scify weapons that only would exist in those universes" Said Matt. The boss was only imagining the possibilities like going to the game of thrones universe in an iron man suit and blowing the shit out of those middle age people, or going to the pokemon universe and release a zombie virus like the one in resident evil. "So what do you think boss?" asked the two of them in unison, the boss looked at Matt and said to him "Miller this is the best fucking idea you have had in years!".
Back in the present time:
The boss was still jumping up and down and dancing when he realized that everyone was seeing him. "Damn boss you got as high as fuck" said Shaundy a big breasted brunet woman who started laughing at him, Gat who was a man in his early 30's who wore glasses and a purple track suit Joined in and laugh his ass off and so did Pierce an African American in his late 20's who saw the whole thing from the my little pony intro to the dance the boss did. "Shut up Pierce" was the only thing that he stated as Pierce and the rest stopped laughing. Johnny who was not high any more stared at the tv and saw what the boss was watching. "Boss the fuck you watching?" Asked the crazed killer in a disgusting expression. "That, oh that is our next invading site" the boss said with a evil grin in his smile, the only smile that a evil ruler would give at an innocent planet who is light years beyond the fire power to defend itself from an entire fleet of spaceships and a legion of armies that with just an order would destroy the entire planet. The crew resumed laughing at him as they though that the boss was as high as fuck. "I'm serious" said the boss as he slammed a katana sword witch turned to be the one that he used to kill the Akuji's lider in to the tv. "Shit he realy is serious" said Pierce as he saw the whole thing. "Ya think" said Johnny at Pierce. "Boss how da fuq are we gonna do that" asked Pierce. The boss smiled as he did before while explaining the machine that Matt made. After the explanation Johnny stood up and said "Let's go kick some pony ass", "Plot" said Matt who heard the whole plan as he came out of the shadows wearing a night blade suit and holding a lightsaber in one hand and a Klingon sword in the other "The right term for a ponies ass is plot". "I guess the test was a success" said the boss cheerfully as he saw what Matt had in both his hands. "Yes and no" said Matt in a confusing tone, "You see", Matt explained "the portal works perfectly but needs time to recharge after a while and can only transport a fleet at a time" he concluded, "so when will it recharge?" The leader of the saints said in desperation, "5 hours" said matt, "Good, it will give us time to prepare".