Splurge 1

Pairings:

Jen/Kakashi Amanda/Iruka Todo/Itachi Lily/Kabuto Crystal/Sasuke

Jen is sitting on Kakashi's lap and both are holding an Icha-Icha Paradise book. Just then Amanda and Iruka burst through the door making out.

"Ahh!" Jen screams and holds the book to her face so she can't see them.

"Oh come on Jen, we went farther then that last night." Kakashi smirks.

"And this morning." Jen reminds him. At this statement Amanda pulls her lips away from Iruka's and looks at the happy couple.

"You had sex in the morning?"

"Almost every morning actually."

"Kakashi!"

"Well it's true."

"Go Jen-chan!" Amanda winks and slides her hands around Iruka's neck. Jen sighs.

"What can I say? I'm horny when I wake up."

"Having good dreams?" Itachi's voice calls and Jen flushes pink.

"Hi Itachi." She mumbles.

"Jen-chan!" Todo calls and pops her head out from under Itachi's cloak. (everyone O.O)

"What were you… never mind." Jen shakes her head as the newly arrived couple sit next to them on the couch. Amanda and Iruka never made it to the couch and are instead rolling around on the floor… still making out.

"Reading Icha-Icha again?" Todo peers over Jen's shoulder.

"Yup. It's our favorite." Jen grins. "Want to read some?" She grins evilly and passes Todo the book. "It's great for inspiration." Jen giggles and Kakashi wraps his arms around her waist. "Frisky babe?"

"Always." He flips her around to face him in his lap. He slides his hand up the back of her shirt as he kisses her neck.

"Kakashi, not here!" Jen complains and tries to push him back, unsuccessful.

"Why not? It's nothing they haven't done before."

"Unless we break out the strawberries." Jen comments.

"True." Kakashi whips her bra off.

"Hey! I said no!"

"Are you feeling shy today?"

"No! It's just, if we start so will everyone else and the last thing we need is an orgy in the living room."

"Did someone say orgy?"

"No!" Jen says quickly.

"Lily-chan!" Todo cries and waves at her.

"I distinctly heard the word orgy come from your mouth Jen." Kabuto says and kisses Lily's forehead.

"I didn't! You're imagining things!" Jen says defensively.

"I knew it, you are shy today." Kakashi says and pulls her closer to him.

"St-ah…" Jen moans as he nips her neck.

"Geeze Jen, you can go from coma to sex in one bite."

"Crystal!" Both Lily and Todo cheer.

"Hey everyone. I see we're the last to arrive."

"Yeah, what kept you? Did Sasuke loose the key to the handcuffs again?" At this statement Sasuke glares at Todo. She glares back. Itachi is too absorbed in the Icha-Icha book Jen gave them to notice.

"Hey now, can we all just – HOLY SHIT! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON AMANDA!" Jen screams and slaps her hand over her eyes, her face turning red.

"Shy…" Kakashi whispers in her ear.

"But I'm horny!" Amanda whines.

"Then go into another room god damn it!" Jen hides her face in Kakashi's chest as Amanda and Iruka retreat to the nearest door. As it closes Jen looks up. "Uh, guys? That's the closet. Oh well…"

"So, what are we all doing here?" Lily asks from Kabuto's lap. Both are sitting on the floor.

"Um…I…uh…" Jen stammers.

"Oh! Oh! I know! I know! Pick me!" Crystal waves her hand in the air.

"Okay, Crystal! What are we doing here?" Jen pretends to hold out a microphone to her.

"We are here for an orgy!" Crystal beams.

"I knew it!" Lily cries as everyone but Jen cheers. Instead, Jen slaps her forehead and groans.

"No…"

"A good idea though." Kakashi states and slides his hands up and down Jen's sides.

"You just want to have sex."

"Well yeah."

"Ah!" Todo yelps as she falls off of the couch. "I can't believe you dropped me!" She pouts.

"It was an accident." Itachi says, truthfully it was. (not enough room on the couch)

"Then why don't you show me how sorry you are?" Todo looks up at him with innocent eyes but says it in a seductive way.

"Psst! Todo!" Kakashi gets her attention. "Sprinkles are in the kitchen." He winks as she and Itachi run into the kitchen. They all hear a few things fall off the counter, then silence.

"Since when do we have sprinkles?" Jen gives Kakashi a questioning look.

"I was feeling kinky."

"You're always feeling kinky."

"Okay…" Crystal says and sets her hand on Sasuke's knee. Jen bends down and picks up the Icha-Icha book Itachi dropped.

"Oh…"

"What?" Kabuto asks and stops nibbling on Lily's ear.

"Chapter eighteen." Jen holds up the book and settles back down into Kakashi's lap.

"They sure are going to have fun." Lily giggles. Kabuto whispers something in her ear and her eyes light up. "Hey Jen, is your hot tub working?"

"Uh, yes." Jen points to a door and the two rush out it.

"Hot tub?! Wait up Lily!" Crystal calls and pulls Sasuke after her. Jen blinks, a very confused look on her face.

"Okay, this is kinda strange." Jen says.

"That everyone knew to show up here but not even we know what for?"

"No, that everyone is having sex at our house but us." Jen smirks and Kakashi, instantly getting the message, tackles her.

And there was much bliss at the Hatake household that evening….

(((I just noticed that neither Iruka nor Sasuke has a speaking part in this story! Oh well. Hope you like it girls!)))