Harry Potter Last Author Standing Lj

Round 1 / Challenge 1 - Entries #5
Story Title: Queer Eye for that Hero Guy
Character/Relationships: Harry and Ginny - implied
Rating: PG
Warnings: NONE

The ghostly form of Fred Weasley looked up the dark stairs and then back at his brother beside him. "Why does Ginny allow him to stay here?"

George shrugged his shoulders, "I've no clue. Perhaps she doesn't realize she can say otherwise about it."

"Our Gin, not realize she has a say? Not bloody likely." Fred floated a few steps up and stopped at the landing, hovering just over the landing.

"Perhaps it's time we intervened."

George smiled. "Just what do you have in mind Forg?"

A wicked grin spread across the ghostly face. "Do you remember that show you were watching on the telly vision at Granger's last week: the one with all the gay guys coming in making over someone's house and their wardrobes'? It was very entertaining. We should do that for Harry."

George laughed, "The American show, Queer Eye! But should I point out we are neither gay nor decorators? We hired professionals to help at the shop if I may remind you."

Fred hopped on the banister of the stairs and slid down pointing as he slid. "Need I point out a blind, deaf, mute, could do a better job decorating than the last person did here. Poor Harry's not done anything except let Mum clean the place when we were all at Hogwarts. Gin deserves better than that. And I never said we had to do it ourselves, since I can't actually do it myself. Clearly you're slipping in your old age Gred," he said with a shout and ghostly smile. "Obviously you're going to need to hire someone. Lots of someone's; preferably gay someone's willing to act like those men on that telly vision show so I can sit back and get lots of entertainment value out of watching the whole affair," he said with a laugh.

George laughed. "So we are going to do this then. Hire a team of decorators to redo Grimmauld for Harry and Gin?"

"Harry deserves it don't you think? Gin sure does. She had to grow up with us after all."

"She at least deserves a house that doesn't look like a shop of horrors at any rate," George said with a wry grin.

Fred laughed, "And to think; you didn't know what to get them for a wedding present."