Ok here. I had a power cut in my school while there were some inspectors there and it was really funny. Then I though 'What if the demonata had a power cut' and I do loads of micky take of Lord Loss now so I thought I might as well do one of him getting a power cut, tehe.
I STILL LOVE GRUBBS MOST THOUGH
Grubbs: love ya too
Me: *faints*
LORD LOSS HAS A POWER CUT!
Lord Loss was on the playstation two. Old yes but Lord Loss wasn't very "hip". He was playing 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix'. He was getting so far and he was glad, he needed to save soon. Vein and Artery where watching him, silent, they knew how mad he got when he lost and Artery still hadn't healed his skin where the snakes attacked.
"Yes! Almost there!" Lord Loss laughed
Suddenly all the lights went out and the TV switched off. Lord Loss had four of his arms in the air, his face was frozen, slowly it began to shake. Vein and Artery leaped from where they had been watching and ran out of the room. They where halfway through the castle when they heard the demon masters scream of frustration and pure anger.
"Better stay out of his way" Artery gasped
"For how long?"
"Six... seven..."
"Centeries?"
"Yup"
* * * *
Lord Loss growled darkly as he got into the fuse box, he needed to fix this bloody thing, and soon, he didn't want to spend another centurie trying to do the bloody level.
Lord Loss opened the final hatch and began to root around. 'There must be something I can do' he thought to himself. He found a few wires and began to play with them, unplugging and re plugging a few, just playing around to get the power back. Suddenly he stuck his hand in the wrong place and got a bad electric shock!
* * * *
Artery and Vein had gone looking for Lord Loss when there was no sound of him, he normal was raving and eating (torturing souls or mocking sad people) constantly. But now it was all quiet. The soon found him.
He was practically black and twitching, the fuse box open, Vein and Artery stared at him, then vein leaned over to him and whispered.
"Why didn't he just use magic?"
"Getting forgetful in his old age" Artery mumbled
"I heard that!" Lord Loss said suddenly
Vein and Artery jumped then spun around and ran as fast as the both could, the demon master growled darkly and stood up, then looked at the fuse box and tried to use magic. He suddenly got another shock and jumped back just in time. He remembered he put a spell on it so no one could mess with it with magic... why the hell had he done that with no counter spell!!!
* * * *
Lord Loss sat in the dark, growling. He liked darkness when others where there to be scared, but if he was sitting there, no news about sobbing relatives of killed people then he was just bored!
Lord Loss stood and muttered "Stuff this"
He went into the human universe and looked around, he had to find someone, he wasn't particulary hungry but he could do with something to keep him busy. Then he saw Grubbs Grady. Perfect.
"Not now Lord Loss I have things to do" Grubbs said as the demon master approached
"AWW COME ON!" he roared arms dropping "I lost the power and hardly anyone is miserable! You are always miserable!"
"Sorry Lord Loss... I can't... Maybe tomorrow" Grubbs shrugged
"Party pooper" Lord Loss muttered as Grubbs went home
Lord Loss slumped off and began to drown some teenagers and watch kids that where forced to do extra maths on a fun lesson, not much but it would pass the time... sloooooooooooowly though.
* * * *
Meanwhile the power came on about one minute after Lord Loss left. Vein and Artery where playing Harry Potter themselves.
"Shouldnt we tell Lord Loss?" Artery asked
"Later" Vein mumbled then yelled "Yes! Completed in less than a day! Lets play the next one!"
END
