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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Near would love to share his facts with you. Let's begin.
TNT
"I fear young Misa may have consumed TNT," Near said dryly, obviously not concerned in the least, merely stating a fact.
Light sighed. "And why do you think that?" He was unimpressed, yet slightly curious to find out what Near's convictions were.
"There is amber liquid in the toilet. When you take in TNT, your urine turns red," Near said simply.
Light choked back a laugh. It was just like Near to skip the logical conclusion and go straight to the paranoia stage. "You know why else that may be, Near?"
Near looked at him simply, as though doubting Light could possibly come to a viable conclusion other than his own. "What, Light-o?"
"She's menstruating."
"I suppose," Near shrugged. "However, I'm still thinking TNT."