"So this is the infamous Johnny Gat." The electronic voice approached the sunglass-wearing thug.
"What the fucks with the Cyclopes?"
"That's CID, aka Young Shaundi's boyfriend." The Boss passed the two before grabbing a seat and joining the circle of her crew.
"Young Shaundi is beautiful, she is my goddess. While you are scary."
"Thanks, so Shaundi's fucks machines now?"
"I don't fuck anyone." Shaundi saunters in with her trademark scowl.
"HAH tell that to half of Stillwater." Pierce chortles as he continues to read his magazine.
"Still jealous Pierce?"
"Of you saving me from you're party bowl of STD's? I'm good."
"You're such an asshole!"
"Can't you two play nice?" Boss breaks out a deck of cards and starts to separate them on the table.
"The Boss is right, I've been listening to you two bicker for years." Johnny also grabbed a seat instinctively sitting on the right side of the Boss, tapping the table for some cards.
"Perhaps they should release their sexual tensions towards each other." CID advises. Boss and Johnny looked at each other before looking up at the crews' faces.
"WHAT?" Shaundi exploded.
"Oh I know terminator over here is joking." Pierce threw down his magazine and sat up.
"Young Shaundi had confessed of repressed feelings in the past. Logic would dictate that new Shaundi would have the same feelings."
"Young Shaundi is a fried pothead, her brain is clearly damaged." Shaundi raged as she paced back and forth, hardly even being able to entertain CID's idea.
"Ow that's harsh, you just gonna let them say that stuff about me boo?" Young Shaundi's voice crackles over the terminal.
"Absolutely not my love, they are just jealous of your infinite wisdom and luscious locks."
"Aww babe you always know what to say."
"What the hell has happened to our crew?" Johnny addressed the Boss.
"How the fuck should I know?" The Boss shrugged nonchalantly as she focused on her cards.
"Ya'll motherfuckers are crazy." Keith David butted in but never taking his face out of his maxim.
"Wasn't that the main reason of you being my running mate?" Boss address Keith, before slapping her cards on the table in victory as she takes Johnny's cards.
"Part of it. I also didn't think you'd last more than one term before getting impeached or… shot."
"Yeah bullets don't really do much to us anymore." Johnny shakes his head as he gets dealt a new hand of cards.
"Hell bombs can't even put the Boss down." Pierce adds while picking his magazine back up and lounges in his chair.
"You all make it seem like I'm supernatural. It's not like getting hit by multiple cars can actually do anything. "
"You gotta be pretty invulnerable to damage by now." Shaundi pointed out.
"Good point." Conversation dies down as everyone just starts to mumble and look around the space ship. The silence continues to linger to the point where only the tapping of Kinzie's keyboard can be heard throughout the ship. Seizing the moment Johnny pipes in,
"So Shaundi does fuck machines?"