I: You idiots
I can't believe you people. I swear, I mean what the hell did I ever do to you? I mean seriously! After signing up for this sight and looking around I find an anime called Ghost Hunt and click it thinking nothing of it, but what do I see? Endless stories of SPR! I swear to God you all are stalkers or something! I mean you knew everything about us down from our names to really personal information. And after reading the first chapter in about every story it was exactly the same! I come in and Naru yells at me for tea. I grumble and go make it while I explain in my thought about my job, who works with me, who I am and about how I'm so madly in love with my boss. Of course I am in love with him but you shouldn't go around publicizing my personal life!
II: My Complaints
Basically all of the above. I mean really though, you just suspect I'm a clumsy orphan who can only blush and crap. You've got everyone's parts down to where there perfect. I swear your all some sort of physics Naru has hired in order to torture me to death slowly. I can only imagine what lengths he'll go to…but knowing him he's keep me for my tea…ANYWAYS! Jeez….can't I live my odd life in peace without any of….this? I mean, oh God! What if Naru saw this sight and read some of these stories! NOOOOOOOO!
III: You….Naru's
That's right. I have decided to give all of you the name of Naru's from now on. That's how terrible you all make me feel. Naru; a narcissistic, tea addicted, clothing bland, workaholic, jerk. Sure he had plusses but for now, you all have been reduced to his minuses. I may love the man greatly, especially for his faults but I do not, in any form or way, love you Naru's.
IV: In Conclusion
To conclude my ranting for now I just have to say I'm slightly disappointed in you all. Scratch that crap, I'm very disappointed in you all. Not only have you gone and found the entire biography of not only my life, but everyone else's. You have added facts and twisted things. Hell, some of you even paired me with Lin and Naru with Masako. Lin for God's sake! What the hell is your mathematics teacher teaching you lot! Plus your lack of creativity in even trying to sum up a case is beyond drastic with some of you. I swear you all expect something dreadful beyond all belief to happen to me and think, "NO! WHERE IS NARU! HE SHOULD BE HELPING HER! GO. GET. HIM. NOW." Then Naru comes rushing to my side like prince charming. He'll chastise me about how worried he was and then confess his love and we'll get married or something…Your imagination is lacking nothing in this category. But I swear to all that is good on this Earth that if I wake up tomorrow to see creepy fan girls and boys watching me sleep and ripping hair of their heads screaming, "NARU SHOULD BE CUDDLING WITH HER!" Than by all means holy and sane form what I know is sane, I'll sue. I swear on the incredibly sexy Naru and the great Orikiri-sama, I'll sue. May the power of all orphans compel you!
HA! I Just had to add that last part(; Review! BTW this si basically Mai ranting on and on about FanFiction lol