I slowly opened my eyes as my alarm clock deafeningly informed me that it was 5:00 AM. Feeling around in the dark, my fingers finally descended upon the 'Off' button. I slowly rose and once I was sitting fully upright, my eyes finally finished blinking themselves open. A man in a white tuxedo stood at the foot of my bad, his right hand holding a gun that was aimed at me. He said, "Don't worry, I'm just here to blow you," and pulled the trigger.
THE END