A/N: Hi! I have been stressing over an idea for a ff for maybe two weeks, and I finally got one! The weird thing is, I got it while laying in bed, trying to fall asleep yesterday night. Turns out tired me has better ideas than awake and alert me. Heh, I remember the first thing I did was jump up from my bed at 2:00 in fucking Hello Kitty pajamas and bunny slippers, and I ran to my Mom's room to get a notebook to write in. Not the best image...

This is my first fanfiction, and I'm SOOOOO SORRY if it's bad! Anyway, it's DaveJohn (If you couldn't tell from the shitty ass summary) because it's one of my OTP's.(OuO) It's most likely going to start off normally, but eventually get all romantic and shit. By the way, all of the characters are in College together, and John and Dave are dorm-mates. Plus, some other ships are involved, some temporary, others, not so much. HUMANSTUCK. If you have a problem with Yaoi, boyXboy and shit like that, you probably shouldn't read this. Before I go, let me just say that this may (And I stress MAY) include some smut in later characters. So yeah. Talk to you a bit after the chapter. Hope you like :3

~ISE~

Disclaimer: The awesomeness known as Homestuck does NOT belong to me. Homestuck and all of the wonderful characters in it belong to Andrew Hussie! :)

- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] -

TG: hey

TG: egderp

TG: john

TG: dude

TG: i know youre there bro

TG: dont fuckin ignore me

TG: fuck man

TG: i need your help

TG: joooohn

TG: ugh

EB: jeez dave

EB: i was sleeping :B

TG: well fuck man

TG: guess what

EB: what?

TG: TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP JOHN

EB: wow, i had no idea.

EB: thanks for telling me, dude! i would've NEVER guessed.

TG: ok

TG: i can tell your pissed cause youre never that sarcastic

EB: where are you anyway?

EB: it's saturday.

EB: we don't have any classes today -_-

TG: i knew that

EB: so why the fuck are you awake so early and where are you?

TG: im awake cause i woke up and couldn't go back to sleep

TG: so i went to see if rose or jade were up

TG: which they werent

TG: its not that early anyway

TG: and as for where i am

TG: open the fucking door and you might figure it out

EB: :l

TG: john that last part was serious

TG: im locked out

TG: unlock the door for me please bro

EB: dude, why do i have to open the door for you?

EB: this is your dorm too

EB: did you lose your keys or something?

TG: no

TG: theyre inside

EB: ...

EB: hey dave, did you hear that?

EB: that was the sound of me facepalming so fucking HARD.

EB: how did you lock the door from the outside if you didn't take the keys with you!

TG: how did i lock the

TG: oh

TG: i didnt

TG: welp

TG: guess i dont need help after all

EB: honestly, i dont know how i can deal with you sometimes.

TG: you know you dont mean that john

TG: you cant resist the strider

EB: ...

EB: going back to sleep now

EB: goodnight.

- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -

I facepalmed again, realizing what I wrote. Fuck.

Whatever. It's not like I'm actually going to go back to sleep. As much as I want to, I'm not going to be able to. Maybe if I try hard enough.

I wonder what Dave is doing right now...

A knock at my door answered that question.

"Whaaaat?" I groaned.

"Dude, get up."

"Nooooo."

"It's already one."

"I don't care. Go away."

The door swung open. I groaned again and buried my face in my pillow, trying to hide the obvious blush on my face. Luckily, he didn't seem to notice.

"John."

"No."

"Dude-"

"You know what? No. I'm not getting up. Fuck you for waking me up in the first place." I stuck my middle finger up in the direction of the door.

"...just get up. I'm bored." Dave explained.

"And how the hell am I supposed to help you?" I lifted my head up to look at him. I instantly regretted that decision.

"Are you sick or something? Your face is all like...flushed." I'm positive that that comment just made it worse.

"Uh..." Fuck fuck fuck. Think of something to say...

"Dave, you do know that when you're sick, your face loses color, right?" Please buy it. Please drop the subject.

"Yeah...but...I don't think it's supposed to be that red either."

"Oh...I don't know. I feel fine."

"Or...wait...are you blushing?" OH FUCK!

"N-no? W-why would I blush? Haha, that's stupid!" I put my head back down. Damn.

"Then what's with the stutter?" I could hear the smirk in that.

"Stop smirking at me! I'm serious!"

"How'd you know I was smirking?"

"Because dude, I know you that well and I swear to god if you don't stop I will kill you."

"Then look straight at me and tell me that you aren't blushing." I decided it wouldn't hurt to try, so I lifted my head again, and was greeted by bright fucking red. Fuck. He took off his shades. And dammit, he had the smuggest look on his face. This isn't going to be easy.

"I...I'm n-not...ok fuck this. You win. I'll get up." I quickly got up and started walking towards the door.

"See, was that so hard?" He asked sarcastically, putting his shades back on.

"Yes, and you cheated." I muttered. Dave walked over to where I was standing and leaned close to my ear.

"What's the point of winning if you don't have some...fun with it?" He whispered, causing me to shiver. Shit. I didn't like the way he said that. Or maybe I liked it too much?

The blood that was formerly on my cheeks started to rush south, answering my question. That was my signal to abscond the fuck out of there.

I ran out and locked myself in the bathroom, hearing a faint chuckle from the other room.

At least I wasn't blushing anymore. But now I had a...different problem.

God. Fucking. Dammit. Dave.

This is going to be a looong day.

A/N: Goddamn this is so bad ;-;

I apologize a million times for the OOCness, especially when it comes to John in this, but he was woken up from a peaceful sleep by his best bro/crush for no apparent reason whatsoever. Wouldn't you be a bit cranky?

Aside from that, I hope you liked (:3) and I'll probably start some type of pattern for updates which will vary from daily to weekly and possibly bi-weekly. (Every 2 weeks)

Also, if you have any tips or ideas for a scene you want to see or think would be a good idea, feel free to write them in a review! I'd be more than happy to read your awesome ideas! (And since I just started this, I'm still playing around with the plot a bit)

I might even just write a bunch in advanced and put them out daily for a while! But to do that, I will need to be magically motivated!

*COUGH* onceagainreviews *COUGH*

Anyway, see ya soon! :D

~ISE~