Kirei: Hello to you all! I am Kirei Ryuusei coming at you with my first co-written story. Let me introduce my co-writer, Kuro no Ryu!

Kuro: Hey, I'm Kuro no Ryu. Kirei is writing for me since I have no computer and never wrote a fanfiction before.

Kirei: And that's why I'm here! Along with being the one to be the undisputed ruler of the story.

Kuro: Yea—wait, say what? I thought we agreed this was a two-way relationship!

Kirei: As long as I get say so since I'm the one writing.

Kuro: Y-You didn't say that! Kirei!

Kirei: *pretending she didn't hear him* neither of us own Kingdom Hearts but enjoy our insane ideas.

~~~~All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~~~~

It was a normal day on Destiny Islands. The sun was shining on the white sandy beaches. Palm trees swayed in the tropical breeze. Yes, this was a beautiful normal day on the islands.

But of course, there were two islanders that weren't outside enjoying the fresh air. Instead they were playing video games. Who were these lazy bums? None other than the Keyblade bearer known as Sora, and his nobody Roxas. They were in front of a flat screen TV with as PS3 plugged into it. They were playing a game called 'Kingdom Hearts 2'.

And unbeknownst to them, there was someone enjoying their naivety through a pair of binoculars. This was a certain pyromaniac. A red-haired pyromaniac with his green eyes on a certain dirty blonde-haired nobody while he hid in the bushes next to the house of Roxas and Sora, "Oh soon Roxas…soon you will be mine…"

"What are you doing, Axel?" a voice called. Axel jumped, fumbling with his binoculars. He met face to face with the lanky teenager known as Riku. Nervous that he got caught on his peeping, the nobody blurted, "I'm so not peeping on Roxas!"

His shout earned him an arched brow, "Uh-huh."

Changing the subject, Axel wondered, "What are you doing here, huh?"

"This is my hiding spot for spying on Sora." The silver-haired teen pointed out. It was Axel's turn to raise a brow, "I see…how about we share the spot and team up to capture our love interests?"

"Seeing as I have nothing better to do, sure," Riku answered as he ducked into the bushes with the Flurry of Dancing Flames.

~~~~All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~~~~

Sora was playing on the PS3 when Roxas wondered, "Hey, Sora?"

"Yeah?" he answered while he was rapidly tapping the controls. His nobody continued, "Did you ever explain to your mom about where you've been?"

"Yep."

The dirty blonde blinked, "And? How'd she take it?"

"Dammit, I hate the long cutscenes," Sora cursed as his eyes turned to the nobody, "She said something about dropping me on the head when I was a baby or something. I wasn't paying attention. Oh right, I never told her about you. Hey, mom!"

From outside the teenager's room a voice answered, "What is it?"

"You have another son!" the brunette cried, "His name's Roxas!"

Clattering could be heard outside the door. Mutterings were heard, "I swear I didn't drink when I had him…and I only had one…I think. Uh, Sora, how old is Roxas?"

"Fifteen," Sora replied distractedly. More clatters were heard, "Sonuva—And where's he been all this time?"

Roxas could tell the Keybearer was losing focus since the cutscene was over and he was fighting. But, the brunette said, "Inside me."

A gag and spit came from the single mother, "S-Sora, y-y-you are a boy, right?"

"Well duh! Sh**, not the fire pillar! Not the fire pillar!" Sora cried as he scrambled to recover in his fight. An exasperated sigh came from outside his room, "I need a vacation…Sora…uh Roxas…I'm going on a vacation for a week…two weeks…You know what, I'll be gone until I get my sanity back…"

The teen called, "Bye mom!"

~~~~All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~~~~

Riku watched as his love interest's mother exited the house with a suitcase big enough for quite a while away from Destiny Islands, "Sweet, Sora's mom's gone. They're all alone…"

Axel mischievously rubbed his hands together, "Now no one can stop us…"

~~~~All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~~~~

"Hand it over, Sora! You lost!" Roxas yelled as he jumped onto his somebody. Sora squirmed under his grasp, pulling the controller in his hands out of his assailant's grip, "No way, I want to fight Axel!"

"Nu-uh! I get Axel!"

"I get him!"

The two guys wrestled back and forth. They rolled across the wooden floor boards, trying to grasp the controller for their turn to play Kingdom Hearts 2. Suddenly Axel appeared in the room, "Oh boys, boys no need to fight over me. There's enough to go around."

From in the bushes, Riku facepalmed at his new partner blowing their cover. Meanwhile, the two keybearers paused, staring at Axel in confusion. First to recover, Roxas greeted, "Hi Axel, you wanna play Kingdom Hearts 2 with us? And why is there a bush in here?"

"Uh…" the fire-controlling nobody rushed into the room, thinking he was going to score with not only his blonde interest but his somebody too, and accidentally dragged the bush (and Riku) into Sora's room.

Luckily, the young keyblade wielder explained, "Roxas, its storm season. That's normal."

The nobody's eyes widened, "It can be strong enough to blow a bush into here?"

"Yep!" he chirped as Roxas settled back next to the teenager.

Both Axel and Riku breathed a sigh of relief. Somehow the naïve brunette managed to bail them out. However, one thing was clear:

Plan 1: Just Stalking—Failed.

~~~~All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~ All Hail Eccentricness~~~~

Kirei: Done! Now I need some sea-salt ice cream…

Kuro: I have some, want it?

Kirei: Gimme!

Kuro: *holds it above his head* Gotta jump for it. C'mon.

Kirei: *jumping after ice cream* My iceeeeeeeeee screammmmmmmmmm!

Kuro: Well, this is our first story together so please be nice and review, with no flames.