Ludicrous Elfen Theater 3,412:
Disclaimer: I own nothing "Elfen Lied".
Notes: This is a pseudo-songfic. It's an "Elfen Lied" variation of the opening theme song of the cult classic series "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (which I recommend to one and all). But, I can only include the theme song, since doesn't allow script formats.
(Singer)
In a not too distant future,
Sometime A.D.
There was a guy named Kouta,
More screwed up than you or me!
He lived at the Kaede Inn,
So he'd have a pad to stay in.
He did a good cleaning up his den,
But Professor Kakuzawa didn't like him,
So he shot him into space!
(Kakazawa)
I send him cheesy movies!
Worse I can find! (Lalala!)
He'll have to sit and watch them while I monitor his sperm! (Lalala!)
(Singer)
Now keep in mind that Kouta can't control where the movies begin or end,
Because he used those special parts,
To beam up his friends!
(Shot of Kouta with a clipboard)
Friend roll call!
Yuka! (Kouta, you jerk!)
Muya! (I don't think we're in Japan anymore, Wanta.)
Nana! (Papa!)
Llllllluuuuuucy! (No! I'm going stupid again!)
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,
And other science fact. (Lalala!)
Just keep in mind that this is just a fanfic,
That was made by a guy who isn't right in the head!
Oh, Ludicrous Elfen Theater 3,412!
TWANG!