Disclaimner: I don't own 'em and I'll put them back when i'm done. They are the property of MGM, not do I own the songs in this fic.
Rating: Probably T, but go with M just to be sure.
Spoilers: Upgrades Season 4 at the moment...anything through season 4 though is fair game
Chapter 1
A/N: This takes place after the brawl in O'Malleys Bar And Grill, in the season 4 Epsidode upgrades, and before they are hauled into Hammond's office.
After being booted out of O'Malleys, the brawling three headed for a karaoke bar in the Springs. Daniel, well intoxicated on his third beer, got the bright idea to register them all for some songs. He registered Sam and Jack for "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" and himself with "Hit Me Baby One More Time". With Daniel's song selection, the beer that Sam and Jack were gulping down was promptly sprayed across the table and burst into hysterical laughter, leaning on each other for support.
Sam and Jack, knowing that Daniel would not let them get away with not singing, both worked themselves into a similar state of intoxication before it was time for their number. Finally Sam and Jack were called to sing "Paradise By The Dashboard Light", which secretly was one of Sam's favourite songs.
They took their places at opposite sides of the stage, with their backs to each other, and a microphone each. With the opening of the song Jack suddenly swings around and singing surprisingly well
"I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did"
And with that Jack pointed at Sam and began walking toward the centre of the stage.
"And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night"
And with the chorus, Sam swung around and started stalking towards Jack singing with him
"And now our bodies are oh so close and tight Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon, hold on tight
C'mon, hold on tight
I can see paradise by the dashboard light"
And by the end of the chorus they were standing together, leaning against each other. With the next line Sam turned around so that she was facing Jack singing
"Ain't no doubt about it we were doubly blessed Ain't no doubt about it 'Cause we were barely seventeen
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Baby got to go out and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
And we were barely dressed"
With the beginning of Jack's verse he took a step away from Sam, and beating his heart as her said
Baby don'cha hear my heart
You got it drowing out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
With this he beckoned Sam across to him with a flick of the fingers
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes, I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make you motor run
Sam moved back to Jacks arms and sang
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night You got to do what you can We're gonna go all the way tonight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon, Hold on tight
C'mon, Hold on tight
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night
With this Sam and Jack began to grope at each other and were pretending (or so they told Daniel) to make out whilst the radio broadcast voiceover started
"OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second
The ball is bobbled out in the center
And here's the throw and what a throw
He's gonna slide in head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
Amd what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holw cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close
Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it"
With this Sam pushed Jack off her and held out her hand and shouted
"Stop right there
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
And she began to get up in his face, forcing him back with the next lines
I gotta know right now
Do you love me
Will you love me forever
Do you need me
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife
Do you love me
Will you love me forever
Do you need me
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife
Before we go any further
Do you love me
Will you love me forever
With the end of the verse Sam was almost touching Jacks face and moved away as he moved in for a kiss, and then he began to plead
"Let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning"
With this, Jack had moved back to Sam and was holding her against him, with the beginning of her line, she pushed him backwards off the stage, and followed him inot the crowd shouting at him as he backpedalled around the room
"I gotta know right now
Do you love me
Will you love me forever
Do you need me
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me
And will you love me forever
Jack raised his hands and begged to Sam
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Sam got in Jacks face and asked
Will you love me forever
And Jack once again pleaded, going down on one knee and taking her hand
She shoved his hand away once again shouting
Let me sleep on it
Will you love me forever
With this Jack jumped to his knees and grabbed Sam singing at her
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god
And on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore I would love you to the end of time
With this they both walked hand in hand back up to the stage duelling with each other
So now I'm praying for the end of time It was long ago and it was far away, It never felt so good, It never felt so right
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you
And it was so much better than it is today.
And we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
And with the end of the song, Sam's head was resting against Jacks's shoulder and there was raucous applause and shouting as they walked back to their seats.
A/N: Please R&R, this is my first story so please me gentle with it. I haven't written ay more as yet so please be patient with me