Kat flicks through her old 5th grade laptop, finding things that...She will not discuss at this time. Maybe later if you ask polietly. So *ahem ahem* she looks in her old documents and finds some strange documents, covered in virtual spider webs and dust, titled 'the millenium item club'
Kat: Da faq is dis shit?
Kat then proceeds to read said 'the millenium item club' And all her internal blood nearly leaked out of her eye sockets, they started bleeding profusly. Just kidding. It was worse. Sh-
Kat: HAY! Can you pick up the God damned pace and get to the point already!
OKAY OKAY OKAY MOTHER FUCKER I'M GOING!
*Ahem*
Anyway.
She decides since she knows how to use grammer, also now she knows how to be fucking funny, plu-
Kat: Are you trying to imply something about me?
...
Kat: Cause I don't like where you're going with this.
...
Kat: Hello?
URGH. FUCK THIS SHIT. SHE'S GOING TO REBOOT THE SERIES. FUCKING. HAPPY?
Kat: NO! CAUSE YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM-
-THAT THE OLD ONE IS STILL UP IN CASE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW BAD IT IS. DON'T FUCKING UNDER ESTIMATE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'M DONE!
Kat: Noooooo! You can't leave! You're my narrator! If you leave, I'll have to go back to actually putting effort into my writing, and writing it out in paragraphs instead of this screenplay shit I have going on!
Kat: Narrator?
Kat: NARRATOR?!
"Well shit." Kat sighed as she slouched down in her chair and groaned at the fact she would have to write misicule details that nobody gives a shit about.
Ohhhhh boy, I'm rebooting this XD Well anyway, I know this is a bad start since it doesn't even have any actual yu-gi-oh character's, but I SWEAR THERE WILL BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER WHICH I AM TYPING UP THIS SECOND. Also, I'm Kat, which you might've already known, I'm an artist more of a writer, but even then, I usually write in this style, cause I'm a lazy person, and I have a very foul mouth. Also I'm 14. So uh. You know my life story. REVIEW AND TELL ME YOURS.