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Well, this is just a quick collection of ideas, I might write more if I get some reviews. Anyway...
In a pub, somewhere near Junon:
"Hn?" Cid muttered, caught unaware and daydreaming into his beer glass.
"I said, where's Cait?" Cloud repeated himself, taking a swig from a bottle of vodka.
"Oh..erm..well..."
"Hey! Guess what I got!" Yuffie exclaimed as she bounced into the pub, wearing her usual grin, and a large amount of mud.
"What have you got, Yuf? I hope its not another Elixir, we got loads of those already" Tifa scorned, pointing at the growing mound of muddy bottles in the corner, pinching Clouds bottle as he looked away.
Yuffies face fell. "Oh.." She drudged over to where the gang was, and plonked down in silence.
"Excuse me?" A gruff voice interrupted Tifa's titterings. A burly man, not much older than Cid, but with far more facial hair and a cigar, was casting a mournful stare at them. "I'm sorry, I cannot allow her in her, she's under age"
"What?! But I came in here yesterday! And the day before! How did you know?! Vinny! Tell him to let me stay! Turn into Chaos and scare him! Vinny! Vinny?" Yuffie whined. "How did they know I was underage?!"
"..." Vincent replied, before turning away and smiling slyly into his orange juice.
Tifa just grinned and turned away, staring at Cid, who managed to stifle a laugh, while Cloud took a large gulp from his bottle that he had managed to rescue.
"...gits...." Yuffie muttered, marching, head held high towards the door.
"That was not very nice" Red's voice came from under Clouds chair. "I think you should go and apologize." He added. Cloud looked down, puzzled for a moment as to why his chair was talking.
"And we don't allow dogs in here either" the barman called.
"I am not a dog" Red retorted, still under Clouds chair, making the blonde man frown and scratch his head
"Well, you have paws, and four of em, OUT!" he called, going red in the face, his cigar dangling dangerously on his lips. Red obliged, and, muttering, skulked out of the door to join Yuffie.
Cloud leaned over and tapped Tifa's arm. "My chairs talking" he whispered, swaying slightly. Tifa leaned over, and lowered her head to Clouds chair. "S'not saying owt to me..." she slurred. Cloud took a big swig from his bottle, spilling most of it over Tifa's head. Tifa sat up in shock, her now wet head connecting with Clouds chest, sending him sprawling across the floor.
Barret smiled at the ineptitude of his companions, his features cracking. Soon, he was shaking all over with roaring laughter, before suddenly collapsing headfirst onto the table, completely paralytic and unconscious, murmuring ".... hiccup...hehe...hic!" softly
Well, this is just a quick collection of ideas, I might write more if I get some reviews. Anyway...
In a pub, somewhere near Junon:
"Hn?" Cid muttered, caught unaware and daydreaming into his beer glass.
"I said, where's Cait?" Cloud repeated himself, taking a swig from a bottle of vodka.
"Oh..erm..well..."
"Hey! Guess what I got!" Yuffie exclaimed as she bounced into the pub, wearing her usual grin, and a large amount of mud.
"What have you got, Yuf? I hope its not another Elixir, we got loads of those already" Tifa scorned, pointing at the growing mound of muddy bottles in the corner, pinching Clouds bottle as he looked away.
Yuffies face fell. "Oh.." She drudged over to where the gang was, and plonked down in silence.
"Excuse me?" A gruff voice interrupted Tifa's titterings. A burly man, not much older than Cid, but with far more facial hair and a cigar, was casting a mournful stare at them. "I'm sorry, I cannot allow her in her, she's under age"
"What?! But I came in here yesterday! And the day before! How did you know?! Vinny! Tell him to let me stay! Turn into Chaos and scare him! Vinny! Vinny?" Yuffie whined. "How did they know I was underage?!"
"..." Vincent replied, before turning away and smiling slyly into his orange juice.
Tifa just grinned and turned away, staring at Cid, who managed to stifle a laugh, while Cloud took a large gulp from his bottle that he had managed to rescue.
"...gits...." Yuffie muttered, marching, head held high towards the door.
"That was not very nice" Red's voice came from under Clouds chair. "I think you should go and apologize." He added. Cloud looked down, puzzled for a moment as to why his chair was talking.
"And we don't allow dogs in here either" the barman called.
"I am not a dog" Red retorted, still under Clouds chair, making the blonde man frown and scratch his head
"Well, you have paws, and four of em, OUT!" he called, going red in the face, his cigar dangling dangerously on his lips. Red obliged, and, muttering, skulked out of the door to join Yuffie.
Cloud leaned over and tapped Tifa's arm. "My chairs talking" he whispered, swaying slightly. Tifa leaned over, and lowered her head to Clouds chair. "S'not saying owt to me..." she slurred. Cloud took a big swig from his bottle, spilling most of it over Tifa's head. Tifa sat up in shock, her now wet head connecting with Clouds chest, sending him sprawling across the floor.
Barret smiled at the ineptitude of his companions, his features cracking. Soon, he was shaking all over with roaring laughter, before suddenly collapsing headfirst onto the table, completely paralytic and unconscious, murmuring ".... hiccup...hehe...hic!" softly