Hello! Welcome to the first fanfic I posted . Yes, this is going to contain homosexual content so if you hasve problems with that, why the hell are you here? and the exit's over there thumbs points behind me Anywho...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's characters..If I did, it's probaubly mean the end of the world and it's have a lot more yaoi content in it.

Rating: M for later characters

Pairings: Naruto x Sasuke with some Kakashi x Iruka

Now! Onto the story!!! blows trumpet to be hit with a rock hard muffin

Kakashi was grinning at the two grumpy male teens who had come to hear what he had to say.

Sasuke was glaring at him and said. "Kakashi, what do you want now?" Kakashi simply smiled and patted their heads.

"I have to go to a Jounin and upper Chunin convention with Iruka-kun today. Naruto-kun here is going to have you stay over at his place since the both of you can't come and that the council still wants to keep an eye on you, Sasuke-kun." He said to them. Personally, he hated going to them and tried to avoid them at all costs, mostly because old people kept on trying to talk to him, sometimes falling asleep and drool on him. He was only going this time because he was going with Iruka. Sasuke glared at him darkly and Naruto started throwing a fit.

"WHAT!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BABY-SIT SASUKE-TEME WHILE YOU GO TO A CONVENTION WITH IRUKA SENSEI?!?!?!" he fumed at the jounin. "Why couldn't you ask Sakura-chan?!?" Sasuke frowned at the idea of having to stay with the insufferable pink thing (Sakura) , but was slightly wondering if Naruto would be better or worse.

"Yes, why would I have to stay with the dobe, and why not some other jounin?" he asked Kakashi.

"Because, most are on missions now and most likely you would try to kill them to go find your brother." Kakashi stated. "And Naruto, he can't stay with Sakura, because of two things. One, Sasuke's going to stay over night for 3 days, which Sakura may faint and try to take advantage of it. And two, she's out of town." He said blandly.

"Baka" Sasuke mumbled under his breath.

Naruto frowned at that and then asked innocently. "How would she take advantage of that Kakashi-sensei?" Both Kakashi and Sasuke blinked, and then blushed lightly. Kakashi coughed into a fist.

"Well, I must go. Have fun and don't kill each other!" he said right before disappearing in a poof. Naruto blinked and then looked at Sasuke "Do you know how she would?" he asked him, still confused about the whole thing. Sasuke covered his face with one hand.

"Baka…You don't know what males and females do, do you? She would quickly lose an arm if she tried to anyway." Sasuke said while an annoyed sigh. Why did he have to put up with this? Naruto was still confused.

"Erm….What do they do really?" he asked while scratching the back of his head and blushed a light pink since he felt like an idiot. Sasuke blinked, not believing Naruto didn't know. He grunted slightly.

"Ask Kakashi when he gets back." He murmured. He was still blushing a bit, but was scowling at the ground. Naruto frowned and sighed.

"Alright, get your things and come by my place in 15 minutes, alright teme?" he said while facing away from him with his arms crossed. He didn't like the idea of the Uchia staying for 4 days in his apartment, but apparently was going to have to put up with it. Sasuke merely shrugged.

"Alright, dobe." He said while turning in the direction of his home. Naruto fumed once more.

"Quit callin' me dobe, Sasuke-chan" he said with a slightly evil smirk at the last part. Sasuke froze for a second. He just called me a girl! He thought while gritting his teeth in annoyance. Without turning around he replied.

"Go ahead and join your fuck buddy Kiba, Naruto-chan." He said just as evilly. He left before the poor blonde could think of a good comeback. Damn that baka teme! Naruto thought while stomping his way back to the apartment. I know…I'll just really freak out Sasuke while he's staying over at my place. Hehehe. He thought with a foxy, demonic grin. Oooooh, what horrors he was going to plan for the raven haired Uchia.

He ran over to his apartment, getting ready for the visit.

Sasuke however was oblivious to what the blue eyed boy was planning while he was packing some clothes, weapons, scrolls, and manga. Making sure he didn't pack one of Kakashi's porno books in the process. He walked with the suitcase in the direction Naruto's apartment was after locking the doors and setting traps around and inside his room if anyone else but him entered. After being nearly mauled 7 times by fan girls he ended up passing a stand that was selling bagels.

"BAGELS! Get ya bagel's here! Now new Uchiha bagels! All the great taste! If you're a member of the clan, you get a dozen free!" the bald guy was a mustache exclaimed. Now, he didn't know that one of the last survivors were near his stand and thought he wouldn't have to worry about giving away a dozen bagels for free. You could tell he was very, very wrong.

Sasuke walked up the stand and looked coldly at the bald guy, annoyed from all the yelling. "Alright, then I'll take my free dozen bagels then." He said to him smoothly. The bald guy looked down at him.

"Can you prove you're a member of the Uchiha clan?" he asked him in a rude tone. Sasuke sighed and after a second glared with red sharigun eyes. He then twisted the bald guy's arm up behind his back.

"Now…Give me my free bagels of goodness you baka ." he said darkly. The bald guy meeped with tears of pain spilling out. He nodded frantically, causing Sasuke to let go of his hold on him. The guy fell to the ground and quickly got a dozen Uchia bagels in a bag and stuffed it into Sasuke's hands.

"There! Take them and leave!!" he said to him in a slightly squeaky tone. Sasuke merely shrugged and walked away with his bagels of Uchiha goodness. The girls witnessing this squealed in delight, fainted and took pictures of him. Sasuke sighed and took out one of the bagels, this one was in the shape of a fan, and a couple of others that were still in the bag were black with little red fans on them. He took a bite of the top of the fan and continued to eat it all along the way to Naruto's.

Now, Naruto actually liked Sasuke in a more then friendly manner, he just didn't show it. It kind of developed over the days when he spent time with Sasuke, even in the life or death parts they always seemed to get in. What he was going to try to do, was creep Sasuke out by trying to hug or kiss him when his guard was down, mostly acting like Sakura. Maybe a few other things when he think about later. He heard a knock on the door soon enough. Must be Sasuke-kun he thought to himself. He walked over the door to see when he opened it, Sasuke holding a suitcase and a big brown paper bag.

Naruto blinked a little at the bag. "Hi…You can just put your stuff over there." He said while pointing to one area in his apartment. "What's with the bag?" he asked. Sasuke walked past him and set his suitcase on the floor where he point.

"They're bagels…." He replied blandly. He took one out, the one that was black and had mini fans on them. He took a big bite, not really caring that Naruto was staring at him. Naruto blinked a couple of time.

"I didn't know you like bagels…What kind are they?" he asked while tilting his head. Sasuke looked at him.

"Uchiha bagels." He simply replied before taking another bite. This just confused the blue eyed blonde even more.

"Never heard of that favor…So, would they taste like you or something?" he asked, not really trying to creep him out yet, just curious. Sasuke however nearly choked on his bagel in surprise.

"No!" he coughed out at him. He shook his head slightly. Well, he's not as innocent as I thought previously. He thought to himself. Naruto didn't give up though.

"Would they taste like Itachi?" he asked, kind of wondering, yet slightly creeped out by the thought. Sasuke was about to make a sharp reply, but when he thought about it, he really didn't know…Or cared to know. Come on! We're talking the psycho older brother that killed the clan and hangs out with a dude that looks like a fish, or shark, thing! Sasuke shuddered at the thought.

"Don't know, don't care." Sasuke growled at the not so innocent blue-eyed ninja. He walked over to the couch and flopped onto it, taking out another bagel, a fan shaped one. He was starting to like those a bit more…

"Can I have one?" he asked with an 'innocent' smile. Now he was gonna go into 'time-to-creep-out-Sasuke-teme-mode'. Sasuke looked at him with a raised eye brow. He knew something was up with Naruto, just not really sure on what he had planned. He scooted away from him.

"No." he replied before taking a bite of the fan.

"Awww! Come on! Lemme try one!" Naruto whined and then tackled Sasuke. Sasuke had a feeling he would do this so quickly moved the bagel away from the tanned hands.

"No means no, baka!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto while pushing him away. They continued to brawl over the bagels for about 15 minutes, and it ended with Naruto sitting on top of Sasuke, who was tied up with rope Naruto found a few seconds earlier. Naruto took one bagel and bit into it happily. Sasuke scowled at him.

"Get off of me!" he shouted at the blonde who was eating one of his precious bagels. Naruto shook his head and grinned as soon as he finished the bite. The bagel tasted….Weird. It was sweet and bitter at the same time. Naruto leaned over so that he was right in Sasuke's face, just upside down. Sasuke blinked, not used to being this close to, well, anyone!

"Now let's see if they really do taste like you."

Naru: Oo Why the hell did you make me do that?!!?!

Neko: Because you know you want to

Naru: -- vein I DO NOT!!! chases me

Neko: NAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! Oh, and leave me reviews please Next chapter I'll give ya an update on Kakshi and Iruka too!

Naru: GET BACK HERE!