Smile! You're on the Alita Cam!

YESH! I have returned to reek havoc upon your pathetic souls! Did you hear me? HAVOC! –runs around in circle yelling about havoc-

Duo: Uh…Heh heh..Alita? It's time to go night night…

NOOOOO! Just five more minutes Grandpa?

Duo: GRANDPA! DO I REALLY LOOK THAT OLD! –smiles sexily at some random girl and she falls down- Nope still got it. .

Grandma! Grandpa's trying to make me go night night!

Quatre: O.O GRANDMA! GRANDPA! ME AND DUO! NOOOOO! TROWA ISH MINE! TROWA I PWN! TROWA I OWN! –runs around yelling the same thing over and over-

See! Grandma needs to go night night! Not I!

Duo: Hey Grandma…-pulls out large syringe with the world's largest needle and the world's largest dose of anestisia-

Quatre: TROOOOOOOOOWAAAAA! –runs around rapidly calling every guy Trowa-

Trowa: I'm right here…But don't tell him that.

TROWA! DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Trowa: No.

DO IT OR ELSE!

Trowa: Or else what?

OR ELSE….I'LL TELL QUATRE YOUR OVER HERE!

Trowa. Eep. Yes ma'am!
Disclaimer: She doesn't own Gundam Wing and she never will! If she somehow manages to take over the world and takes Gundam Wing as her hostage for life I will make sure that the next knife Cathy throws does not miss! AND YAOI! 1x2 3x4 5x?

THANK YOU CLOWN BOI!

" what I say "

' what they say '

# What the camera seems #

#Intro! The supreme me!#

#The camera turns on to be face-to-face with a girl that has rose red hair with black streaks and gold eyes#

"Testing..Testing..One two three…AWRIGHT! I am the all powerful Authoress cHiBi-anGeL-ALiTa! Or just Alita for short."

#Camera gets whirled around to be staring at a HUGE mansion#

"Today! Is just the prologue to what I am about to attempt!"

#Camera gets whirled around again just to hit Alita's face#

"OWWIES! Well anyways. I have vowed to make a GREAT er…-ahem-…documentary on everyone's favorite pilots…THE G-BOYS!"

#Random cardboard people pop up and clapping occurs then people fall down#

"Thank you…Thank you…You're too kind…BUT THE FILMING HASN"T OCCURRED YET!"

#Grumbling is heard#

"Oh yes! I would like to introduce my co-director KAJOSHEI!"

#Camera turns to face a girl with blue hair and blue eyes that has twigs and leaves in her hair#

'Alita…..'

"Great idea for use of camoflauge co-director!"

#Alita flashes thumbs-up sign#

'Can we get this over with yet?'

"Nope! We have to explain what our experiment is!"

'Didn't you already do that!"

"Yesh."

'Did you explain who we're filming first?'

"…….No….But anyways we're going to film the famed DUO MAXWELL! But that's for tomorrow."

#Kajoshei has gained an anime vein and a sweatdrop#

"ALRIGHT! Well we have to go get ready so….JAAAAAAAA NEEEEE!"

#Camera screen turns black#

#Owari for now#

Didja like it? DIDJA? DIDJA! REVIEW PLEASE! –runs away-