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Hogwarts Truth or Dare
It was time for Astronomy class. Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood walked up into the Astronomy Tower early, so that they would all be ready for class.
"Luna, Ginny, why are you here? You're not in this class," Harry said to Luna, after he noticed that she had followed them.
"What do you mean, 'class?' There are no classes for anyone at this time of night, Harry," Luna said to him.
"What? Of course there are! This is our Astronomy class!" Ron yelled.
"No," Ginny replied. "All night-time classes have been cancelled. Didn't you know that, my prat of an older brother?" Ginny said back to him.
"What? You mean I came all this way for nothing!" Draco stated angrily. "Hey, you, Granger, why didn't you tell us?"
Everyone looked to Hermione. She had a strangely guilty face as she looked back at them.
"'Mione, what is going on?" Ron said to her.
"Well, I thought that it would be funny…"
"Oh, that's it! I'm leaving!" Draco interjected as he stalked towards the door. He put his hand over the handle and tried to pull it open.
"It's locked! What did you do to it, idiot?" He yelled to Hermione.
" I didn't do anything…oh, get out of the way-Alohamora!" Hermione tried to open the door again. It was still locked. "Uh oh."
"What? What is it?" Neville asked, horrified.
Suddenly, Luna's giggling could be heard from behind all of the students. They had been crowding around the door.
"Sillies! Don't you know! They put a spell on the doors! We won't be let out until morning!" she laughed.
"What?" Harry yelled. "We'll all freeze out here!"
"We'll turn blue! My complexion!" Neville complained.
"We'll totally starve!" Ron continued.
"We'll, like, DIE!" Draco finished.
And they all huddled together, trying to keep warm even though it was still hot out.
"I say we eat Longbottom first…he has the most meat on him…" Draco told all of them. Harry grunted in a caveman-ish way to this and Ron started doing a traditional dance around a perplexed Neville…to prepare him…
"Oh, will all of you relax," Ginny said, annoyed at the boys around her. "We'll just have to…pass some time…that way you guys won't be so worried!"
"Pass the time? Pass the time, she says!" Draco stuttered out. He had a look of terror on his face.
"Malfoy, relax…" Hermione said quietly.
"Well, what else do you suggest I do, Granger?"
"I quite like Ginny's idea," Luna interrupted. "We can play a game."
"It's settled then," Ginny decided. "What do you all want to play?"
There was complete silence from the group. Then Hermione spoke up, and told her idea.
"How about…Truth or Dare?"
"Oh, good idea!" Luna called to her, in a surprisingly happy tone.
"Hey, isn't that the game where you have to either tell a secret or do something stupid?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, it is," Hermione replied, matter-of-factly.
"That's settled too! Does everyone know how to play?" Ginny asked. Everyone nodded their heads slowly. Draco crossed his arms, but nodded like the rest of the group.
Everyone sat down in a circular formation. Ginny decided that she would start the game off.
"Okay," she said. "Luna…truth or dare?"
"Truth," Luna replied.
"Okay…do you really believe everything in the Quibbler?"
"Well…" everyone looked at her intently. "No! I don't actually think the Snorkack is real, okay?" Several of them started giggling. Luna looked towards Harry.
"Harry…truth or dare?"
"Dare," Harry replied, trying to look brave.
"Okay…I dare you to…subscribe to the Quibbler!" Hermione giggled at Luna's pride in her dare. Luna sent her a glare and she stopped.
"Oh, but I don't have an Owl to send my subscription money."
"Oh, that's fine. Because in order to subscribe, all you have to do is say: 'I believe in the Quibbler 100 percent' at the top of your lungs!" Hermione laughed loudly at this. Luna looked proud of herself.
Harry walked over to one of the Astronomy tower windows and screamed what he had to scream. Suddenly, "Harry Potter Loves the Quibbler" was written in the sky with huge purple calligraphy.
"I'll be getting letters about that one…" Harry stated as he sat down. He looked to Draco.
"Malfoy…truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Malfoy replied, with a feeble attempt to look as brave as Harry did.
"Okay…I dare you to…sing me a song," Harry said to him, looking very proud. Suddenly, a smirk spread across Malfoy's face.
"Okay, Potter," He cleared his throat. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS…"
He continued for a few minutes until he finally gave into the begging for him to stop. He smirked and looked at Ron.
"Weasley, truth or dare?"
"Um…truth?" Ron answered.
"How convincing. Anyway…who do you love?"
Ron glared at him for a moment, then smirked.
"I, Ronald Weasley, love-" everyone leaned in for a moment. "My MOTHER!"
Malfoy's smirk turned to a look of horror, and everyone else started giggling. Hermione laughed also, but seemed the tiniest bit disappointed with this answer.
"Hey, you can't do that!" Malfoy yelled.
"Really? Hm…but I told the truth," Ron replied proudly.
"Blood traitor…" Draco mumbled.
"Ferret face!" Ron laughed out, and everyone started chanting "ferret face!" as Malfoy crossed his arms.
"Anyway," Ron said happily. "Neville, truth or dare?"
"Um…truth?" Neville replied, hoping that was the safe answer.
"Which of the people in this Astronomy tower would you marry?"
"Um…" Neville began nervously. "Luna."
Everyone began to laugh, except Luna.
"Neville, how long have you felt that way?" she asked him.
"Since I first saw you…and your Butterbeer cap necklace, my love!"
Then Luna crawled over to Neville and kissed him on the lips. They stayed in that position for a moment, and separated. Everyone was staring, except for Ginny, who seemed extremely relieved that Neville didn't answer with her name.
"Sweetie, I believe it's your turn," Luna cooed to Neville.
"Ewwww! 'Sweetie!' That's so gross!" Ron yelled. Hermione looked at him.
"It's better than Won-Won."
Ron seemed to be deep in thought for a moment.
"Actually…yeah…you're right…"
"Anyway," Neville interrupted. "Hermione…truth or dare?
"Truth."
"If you had to kiss any teacher we've ever had, which one would you kiss and why?"
"Um…I would kiss…Harry," she said quietly.
"Yuck! Hermione, why?" Harry yelled at her.
"Yeah, I thought you liked Lockheart!" Ron continued, looking extremely jealous of his best friend.
"Well, I know Harry the best of all of my past teachers…and you've never taught me, Ron - I mean…oooops!"
"What was that?" Ron asked her.
"Um…nothing…so yeah, sorry Harry…" Hermione stuttered out. Suddenly, Draco laughed.
"Shut up, FERRET FACE!" Ron yelled at him.
"Hey, why did you have to capitalize it," Draco yelled back.
"Because, I needed that use of grammar to show how Ferret-like you were."
"ANYWAY!" Hermione yelled, trying to get all thoughts of punctuation and grammar out of her mind.
"Luna, truth or dare?"
"Give me a dare!" Luna answered.
"Okay…I dare you to…pretend to be a normal girl for five seconds!"
Luna's eyes widened. Then she began her five seconds of…of…absolute terror!
"Like, ohmygodmyhair! Like, ohmygodmytoenails! Like, ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!"
"That's it, can we take a break from this stupid game!" Draco yelled.
"Sure," Hermione replied. Besides…it's getting cold…I'm going to try to make a fire."
"Hermione, are you a witch or not?" Harry yelled at her.
"Yeah…but the longer the break we have, the better!"
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