Monday Blues

Zidane's tail flicked up and the buzzing alarm clock went flying across the small room, bouncing off Blank's bed and crashing onto the floor. The result being, everyone woke up, for once.

"I HATE MONDAYS!" Zidane shouted. Cinna moaned of agreement then threw the alarm remains at Blank.

"I up for christ sake" he moaned, hiding under the covers.

The rush hour which was known as breakfast soon stopped as the effects of two plates of beans and toast finally had an effect on Blank. The school bus arrived early but for once everyone was happy just to get out of the house.

Princess Til Alexandros the 17th was in a rotten mood. The cheif had gave her too cold milk and and too make matters worse... she had woken up with a spot about the size of a kupo nut right on her forehead (thats non noticeable to us). Every single bit of magic she could think of was not enough to get rid of it and if anyone else told her she was fine... let's just say she wouldn't act like a princess should!

The school bus arrived way too early for her likings and as she ran to the castle gates, she scanned over her subjects for today and groaned.

"God I hate mondays!"

As with every morning Kuja was out early morning shopping looking for new items to play with. All the summer sales had now ended so there were no bikinis to be found anywhere! He wondered around from shop to shop but eventually all he bought was a 'I hat Zidane' t'shirt and a new thong. Monday was just not his day.

The school bus arrived just as he got back to his house and from the back he caught a sight of his so called brother chatting up all the girls. He glanced down at his time table and nearly casted flare star (which misses most people anyway so no one was in any real danger). He hated Mondays.

Vivi, Quina and Eiko and just had a bite to eat. Vivi was skipping across the road (MP3 player blasting rave music), while Eiko bitched about Garnet with Quina. They had nearly reached the bus stop when Vivi tripped over a stone and landed on his...face!

"I hate this fucking world!" he yelled (looking sweet). Quina stopped in her tracks and jumped up and down poniting at Vivi.

"Puberty he has reached!" she shouted.

The school bus arrived just in time to save Quina from Viv's outburst and as they climbed onto the bus, Eiko suddenly remembered that it was monday.

"Why can't Mondays just die?" she growled.

Amarant was in a flaming bad mood but as Freya watched she couldn't help but laugh.

Lucky had been stuck up in the tree for nearly 5 days now. Amarant had been trying to get him down for 5 days. Lucky was Amarants white pussy who enjoyed getting stuck up trees.

"Just leave him, the bus will be here soon" Freya yelled, just as the branch snapped.

The school bus arrived just in time as Amarant and his pussy fell out of the tree. Freya walked onto the bus laughing her head off, taking a seat next to garnet who had a hood pulled over her face.

"I got my pussy back!"Amarant yelled. He sat down behind Freya wondering why everyone was now laughing at him. How mondays suck.

Okay thats chapter one. PLZ REVIEW! I promise it gets better. I was just a bit tired. (oh! and it was Monday!). Oh and it wasn't too short was it?