The DWMA Karaoke Night?
It was all Spirit's idea to host a karaoke night at the DWMA... And it may just be his worst idea yet.
A/N: I got the idea as I browsed through my brother's extravagant list of songs on his ipod, lol. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or any of it's characters nor any of the songs used
"Alright! Move the lights more towards the right!" Spirit called out to Kilik and Ox who were manning the lights to the extravagant stage in the large concert-type room.
"Honorable father, what exactly is Death Scythe preparing for? He's been working on this project for several days now," Kid sighed, walking into the large room and approaching Shinigami-sama.
"Ah, Kiddo-kun! He's just preparing for the very large 'Singing Night' or karaoke night, you're welcome to pick out a song to sing as well," Lord Death explained in his comical voice, watching as a heavy stage light dropped onto Spirit's head.
"I'm not much of a singer..." Kid mummbled as he blushed slightly and watched his father direct the others to get the large light off of Death Scythe.
"Well, if you want to sing, then you'd better pick it soon cause' it's tonight! Everyone was informed of this when you were on your mission to Brazil a week ago," the shinigami added happily in-between orders.
"Oh god, I could only imagine..." Kid began, but stopped as he noticed everyone else was busy. The shinigami just sighed and began to head for the door with the red 'exit' sign above it. "I'm scared to even assume what they're going to bring up..."
Several Hours Later: Seven PM
The room was crowded with Shibusen students of all ages and sizes, the second and three star meisters getting the best seats in the house, sitting in many of the balconies.
The crowd roared with chatter as the four empty judge tables stayed open in front of the stage.
"I thought this was for fun... Not some remake of that show Liz is hooked on called American Ice Cream or something," Kid sighed in the balcony, dressed in a symmetrical tuxedo with the shinigami emblem in the center of his tie. The young shinigami was currently seated in-between Liz and Black*Star who were both cheering wildly.
Death the Kid sighed and tried to ignore the noise as he noticed his father beginning to approach the stage. The roaring only got worse as Shinigami-sama came into the spotlight. 'Five...' Kid thought to himself silently.
"Hey! How ya' doing out here? Well, welcome to the first ever Shibusen 'Singing Night'!" Lord Death greeted as the chattering slightly settled. 'Two...' "And now, Kid will take over for me as it seems I must get back to the judge desk! It was nice seeing you all!"
The crowd cheered and Kid mentally smacked himself. "Come on Kid! Go!" Liz yelled over the cheers. Kid smiled and nodded as he summoned beezlebub and hovered above the heads of the numerous meisters trying to pull him out of the sky or something, heading for the large stage as fast as he could.
"Did I call that or what?" Kid smirked as he made a 'James Bond' entrance, flipping off of his skateboard spy-style and landing perfectly on his feet.
Spirit quickly shuffled onto the stage, handing the young shinigami a deck of note cards and a small microphone he quickly attached to Kid's ear and pocket before quickly scurrying off. Kid blinked several times, but began to read off of the note cards.
"Well, I guess we should introduce the judges, right?" Kid yelled, smiling as the crowd roared back a mixture of 'yeahs' and 'yes'. "Alright! From right to left now! My own father, Lord Death, Marie, Stein and... Medusa? What the-"
"Just go with it," a voice that sounded eerily like Spirit's whispered into his ear.
"Err, yeah," the crowd cheered loudly for the first three, but booing as the last judge was brought into the spotlight. "Anyways... We must thank Wes and Soul Evans for putting together a band in such a short notice." The crowd cheered as Soul, Wes, Kilik and Kim stood in the band section, waving. Soul on the keyboard/grand piano, Wes on the guitar/violin, Kilik playing the drums and Kim playing bass. 'I didn't even know Kilik and Kim played instruments...'
Kid shook it off and continued as the cheers lowered. "Alright, first up is Blair, Patti and Maka singing... What's this? The name of the song seems to be scribbled out."
"WHAT? My dear daughter would never!" the scream of spirit echoed in Kid's head, causing him to wince but slowly exited the stage as the three came out from behind the curtain. 'Papa's going to kill me," Maka mummbled. All three of them were dressed in extremely short skirts and skin-tight clothing.
Blair's and Maka's clothing were more revealing than Patti's with the bottom of Maka's black leather jacket ripped off almost up to her breast and revealing her naval. Blair was just wearing a purple bikini top and a black skirt. Patti was interestingly dressed normally.
Several hundred guys in the room instantly had consecutive nose bleeds, including Soul who was nearly drooling. Black*Star just kept yelling like an animal. Kid blushed a deep red and attempted to look away as he too felt a nosebleed coming on.
"WHAT THE SHIT? MY INNOCENT DAUGHTER WOULD NEVER, EVER!" the voice of Spirit screamed in Kid's ear, nearly causing his eardrum to break. "WHERE DID I GO WROOONG?"
"Would you shut-up? It's not like she's a prostitute or something," Kid whispered harshly into the microphone directed to Spirit.
"Ready Soul?" Maka asked as the three pulled out their microphones. The death scythe shook it off and nodded, still slightly drooling as Wes couldn't help but smirk at his brother's reaction.
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me
Blair:
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
The cat added a small wink towards Soul as she sang, giving him another nose bleed as the three began to walk around the stage with an added slight dance.
Patti:
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Maka:
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
By that time, the crowd was cheering and most of the guys were whistling.
Blair:
I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
Patti:
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
Maka:
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
"Tch, hell yeah…" Spirit mummbled. "I'm already scared of what you'll turn out to be…"
Maka:
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
Blair, Patti, Maka:
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Blair:
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Patti:
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Maka:
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
Blair:
My mouth never takes a holiday
Patti:
I always shock with the things I say
"You're telling me… You sing about giraffes on a regular basis," Kid muttered, holding a hand over his nose to stop the blood flow as he stood off-stage.
Maka:
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Blair:
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Patti:
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Maka:
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
Blair:
Sexy, sexy, sexy...
Patti:
Naughty, naughty, naughty...
Maka:
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy...
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Me…
Blair:
Sexy, sexy, sexy...
Patti:
Naughty, Naughty, naughty...
Maka:
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy...
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Me…
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
Blair:
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Patti:
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Maka:
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
Blair:
I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Patti:
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
Maka:
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
-Nosebleed city-
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
Blair:
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Patti:
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
Maka:
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Blair, Patti, Maka:
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
The three girls were panting loudly, Maka blushing deeply, Blair mischievously smirking her cat-like smirk and Patti just plain laughing. The crowd cheered wildly, including Kid and Soul.
Black*Star was screaming in the balcony, whistling, even though he was clueless to why nearly ever male in the crowd had an epic nosebleed. Liz was also cheering wildly for her sister.
"A-Alright!" the Shinigami stuttered as he walked back up onto the stage; his nosebleed had stopped several moments ago. "Let's see what honorable father had to say!"
"Interesting I suppose, but I never really took you, Maka as a bitch or Patti-chan as a really naughty type," the shinigami replied loudly into the microphone. "But I already knew Blair acts all sexy due to Spirit… you all sang wonderfully!" The crowd cheered and clapped, but quieted down when Patti looked like she was about to speak.
"Well, Shinigami-sama, you have no idea what I really think about when I'm singing about giraffes," Patti giggled as most of the males in the audience reclaimed their nosebleeds.
"And Blair just asked me to join in the song… she said I could be sexy if I wanted to but I knew papa would kill me and then I'd just end up Maka-chopping him," Maka replied, slightly giggling.
Stein quickly pulled up his microphone with that 'it's time for a dissection' smirk. "In Maka's defense, she's not a bitch at all, but I think Medusa would fit that role far better." The blonde witch hissed and brought her own microphone up to her face. "Well, that was pretty good, A pluses for all of you. See you in my class tomorrow for a dissection."
"What? Would you like to play the role of sexy or something, Stein? Huh?" the blonde smirked before getting more serious. "Even though I despise most, no, all of you, I found that entertaining."
"Wait, before Marie goes, how the hell did you ever become a judge, Medusa?" Maka butted-in as everyone stared at the witch. Lord Death quickly pulled his microphone to his mask to answer the question.
"I allowed her to be one, but she's currently wearing a pair of special invisible shackles and handcuffs that absorbs all of her wavelength and magical abilities. We found her nearly dead on the street and we decided that she'd make a nice bitchy-judge!" the shinigami explained, the goofy voice making him sound not serious at all.
Marie cleared her throat before pulling her microphone up to her face and smiling. "I think that was wonderful, girls. I hope everyone else enjoyed the song as much as we did," the death scythe commented happily.
"Well, that was uh... Wonderful girls! If you'd just step backstage to watch the remainder of the show…" Kid stuttered, still dazed as he struggled to read off of the note cards.
The three girls smiled and waved as they exited the stage and headed for the door leading backstage. Once Maka took a single step into the room, Spirit instantly mobbed her and put his own jacket over his daughter's shoulders and ushered her to one of the many couches.
"Weirdo! I can walk myself, papa!" Maka yelled as she took her seat on the large couch and eyed the snack bar through the corner of her emerald eyes.
"Sh-She thinks I'm a weirdo? I'M NO WEIRDO! YOU WERE EXPOSING YOURSELF TO A BUNCH OF PERVERTS!"
"You're calling everyone at the DWMA, the school you went to, perverts?" Maka sighed as Blair and Patti came over to sit on either side of her, Patti holding a bowl of popcorn and Blair eating a plate of tuna.
"Shhh! Kid-kun's beginning to speak!" Patti interrupted, pointing at the wide-screen in front of them.
Back out on the stage, "That was wonderful, wasn't it?" the young meister asked the crowd, they all yelled back a mixture of yells and screams and Kid smirked. "Well, next up is Black*Star with Tsubaki backing him up singing We, I mean I am the Champion."
A/N: This was completely random and I wrote it a while ago to get rid of a case of Writer's Block.
Please don't ask how I knew that song XD.
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